Unironically how do I learn to speak Spanish properly so I can stop being a pocho?

Unironically how do I learn to speak Spanish properly so I can stop being a pocho?

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what does 'pocho' mean?

Reach news articles and watch tv

wachate unos momazos prro :V

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That's boring though

I tried Spanish language imageboards but i kept getting banned from them. And spanish speakers are honestly kind of cringe

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be a first gen us born hispanic like me that speaks it at home since he was a baby

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You will never be a real mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in mexico, no (competent) spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown american man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back mexicans mock you. Your abuledita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.

Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even chicanos who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the boarder. There is no turning back.

you'll always be a real g over here no matter what, everyone is a valid Mexican (unless you ate once at taco bell in your life span)

Spanish was actually my first language but i forgot how to speak it

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Thanks juan

Hater

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fuck you chicanx

cope

>I tried Spanish language imageboards but i kept getting banned from them
I dunno, it has happened to me too. Those jannies suck even more cocks than ours.

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Watch Latino youtubers

how do I learn to speak Spanish properly so I can stop being a mexican?

Chicano who is assimilated/doesn’t know about Mexican culture/can’t speak Spanish

I want to learn Spanish too but I don't know which Latinx accent I should choose to mimic.

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As an Anglo you won't be able to truly mimic any accent unless you spend a huge portion of your life living in whatever country has that accent, and even then you will still have a foreign accent. Once you pass childhood you lose the ability to learn a language to the level of a native speaker unless you're some autism level language savant.

>Latinx

You will never fit into any Hispano society using this word. It's an invention of Anglos and is purely an Anglicism. Spanish is a gendered language and nothing will ever change that.

y'aight anglo boy