You bring home a Northern Portuguese girlfriend

>you bring home a Northern Portuguese girlfriend
how does your family react?

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They'd be happy I could bring someone who isn't asian but rather a catholic home for once

They'll think she's some sort of Mexican and say hola to her

They'd be very happy for me and would try to learn some Portuguese to talk with her

he's very passable

isn't that a somewhat common thing in France?
I think Paris is full of Portuguese and Portuguese-descendants

practice my portuguese with her

They would be happy, my parents has since 2018 several times said "It's perfectly normal to be gay, user"
No mom, I'm not homosexual I'm autistic. I can't talk to girls without mentioning cryptocurrency

is this really the best tranny portugal has to offer?

why don't you go looking for girls who are into crypto?
surely there must be some out there?

they're into dicks, silly

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are nords so antisocial that getting a gf is such an achievement?

They would be surprised and happy that she is (probably) catholic

>I can't talk to girls without mentioning cryptocurrency
kek

whats the difference beetween northern and southern portuguese?

"girl"friend

cant you get a swede gf?

Parents would be very happy especially my father since I am 21 and have still never been in a relationship.
Granparents from father's side would be happy that I brought home a girl with fairer skin than I, they're kinda racist

>why don't you go looking for girls who are into crypto?
not a singe one exist, best you can get a tranny

Depends less on the girlfriend and more on how I act. If I'm happy they'll be happy too.

She'll be happy I brought a Sepharadic girl like her instead of a Russian

simple

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Anyone else find it depressing how zoomers look and act the same way across the world?

Blow her brains out.

globalization and american culture

Americanisation.

>Damn
Do Portos really?

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