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Might do a second degree by distance learning

Got no friends or hobbies so might as well upskill and learn new things. Ive already maxed out my career in my previous study, might as well reset and do it all again from scratch.

My family have lived in the London / South-East England area for centuries and have contributed to the creation of an environment which the whole world wants to move to, so now I cannot easily buy a house.

people dont realise that these days a degree isnt the be all and end all to getting a job
you actually have to network and otherwise put in effort to applying yourself in order to get a decent job

networking is code for having rich parents

cricket is our real national sport

Networking is code for having social skills (IE, not being autistic)

mums done us poo and chicken for sunday lunch
get in

>move to portugal
>move to canaries

Brexit means i can't

Were it not for brexit i'd be doing my job remotely on the coast of sorrento italy but you fucking boomer bastards have fucked it up for us

shut up

Any British girl who is at least a 7/10 and is fairly active on Twitter and Instagram can make £70k on only fans alongside a “normal” job.

My manager at work earns £33k a year and has gone from an 8 stone fitty to a 12 stone whale because she sits at a desk for 60 hours a week.

She could have gone to the gym for 2 hours a day and earnt fuck loads by uploading a racy photo for simps to buy.

it was over before it began

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networking is an anagram of neurotypical

>Networking is code for having social skills
Kek this isnt me

Kept in touch with not a single person from uni or previous jobs except for one ex gf

If you had a daughter what advice would you give her?

exberg used to do myfreecams before onlyfans was a thing
got all her old shows archived and occasionally do a wank over them

>Any British girl who is at least a 7/10 and is fairly active on Twitter and Instagram can make £70k on only fans alongside a “normal” job.

thats not true it is a good lie to compel more horny teen girls into making porn

enroll her in MMA classes

believe all women

i'd tell her to get a (female) clue

It doesn’t really matter if you’re smart but lazy but work parallel to people you consider beneath you. It’s just self inducing bollocks, a justification that means nothing to anyone but yourself. You may as well be lying

grow up a bit you fool

Been learning how to do integrals of multiple functions lads

my own opinion is all that matters

I don’t think I’ve ever met someone that didn’t think they were smart but lazy

The average person is convinced they are above average

Post a screen cap from a video with the face covered. I want to see what body she was rocking

do yanks really have no electric kettles

literally all that matters is don't be shy

everyone i know has been of varying ability but the successful ones have 1 thing in common. they stay open to new experiences. they don't 2nd guess themselves

This. 80% of people rated themselves as “above average” intelligence.

People have an internal monologue and convince themselves that everyone else is just a stupid cunt going through life without thinking because they can’t empathise.

yank pipo be using they microwave

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Tschekisten, Beschützer des Friedens der Menschen,
Soldaten der unsichtbaren Front

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think warhammer is the most virginous franchise of all time

300 squid to be infected with RSV

thoughts?