/brit/

what do people find so appealing about this
its fucking irritating

how is muhammed going to support his 28 children without your money

if you got an extra vote per 100 u paid in taxes in all elections, would that make it feel any better? capped at a max of say, 50 votes per month?

i wank to it on twitch sometimes

This but about £6k and left with ~£3500, your deductions are too high.

Shut up maggot

With a base salary of £66k you are a tarq, yeah
I've got a base of £38k and do freelance for an extra £15k or so more per year and manage to take home quite a bit more than this simply because I'm permitted to (legally) structure my self-employed taxes a little more favourably
Mad that

stupidest idea in world history shut the fuck up

Only people who pay tax should vote what happens with the money.

>your deductions are too high.
salary has been bouncing all over the place recently so I might be being taxed too much
hoping HMRC will send me a cheque come April

dont think so mate. makes good sense innit

yeah well they can get up to an extra 50 votes per month so they'll have more say than someone on benefits who pays no taxes and only gets the 1 vote. you could potentially have 50x the votes they do

æting poo

r8 the fit

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eating a yoghurt that you can have a chat with

making a yoghurt with the gf's pussy juice

twitchdottv/elisabetetv
a wank might be on the cards lads

ya have a chat with it or just eat it?

oh actually, I think its because my RSUs are included on my payslip deductions but are paid separately

dont think so mate

browsing some cheap art

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they're talking about "poo" on The Archers
at 10 30 in the morning!
think I will be sending a stern letter of complaint to the so called British Broadcasting Corporation about this

37% of my most recent paycheck got taxed

get the budgie one

link doesn't work

So nanberg didn't die yesterday as expected, but she has been moved to palliative care so I guess it might not be long
Didn't get to visit due to hospital restrictions but should be able to now, but dadberg has warned me she may not be able to respond or recognise me at this point so said I might prefer not to go in
Thanks to the anons who gave me a bit of a kick up the arse yesterday about my uncertainty over seeing her, needed it I think

alri grandpa

i got a picture of me cat printed and framed, have it somewhere. i should hang that one as art again

i get this reference

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>didn't die yesterday as expected
bit grim that

completely failed in my personal and professional endeavours

get a job and a clue x

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guzzling pepsi

Think 50 votes is too much. One vote for each tax bracket. We have 3 levels here.

hunched over like a goblin picking my nose and eating it

No one can do it like me

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Got the email from dadberg yesterday morning that she'd taken a turn for the worse, seemed to have completely given up fighting, and that he was asking to be allowed to visit so he could say final words to her

Didn't fill me with optimism about her prospects desu

sometimes i wonder if i'm autistic, an elf, or special in some way but i'm just not aware of it but all of you are.

Got mine fifth guess too, today
Difficult word.

no one tell him

good lad going to visit anyway
didnt get to see 3 out of 4 of my grandparents before they died, regret it myself

the entire covid19 thing was all a big scenario you all made just for me

>greg, what are you doing on the computer
NOTHING MUM
>alright well come to bed soon
YES MUM
*taps out "doing a pooberg"*

get pooped on

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You just did it in the last 60 seconds after seeing mine

i did it before yours even existed (australians live in the future)

>come to bed
why would he sleep in the same bed as his mum

fuck off you cunt

Well I haven't been yet due to visitor restrictions, but I did at least say that I would so hopefully that counts for something
Will see if I'm able to visit this afternoon

what happened here

leftypol shagging his fit mum after a night of posting on brit
rorke crying alone in bed

kicking transgenders in brasil kkkkkkkkk

nah three aint enough. if you bring in more money for the government, you get more say in what they do. fair is fair innit?

can't help but smile

lot of bloody billionaires in /brit/ these days

makes me sick

ktim

im literally working class but alri mate

I don't get it. Explain this picture please.

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don't find my mum fit at all and never have but reckon it would fuck me up mentally if i did

just wearing an evening gown and stilettos

Based

I was a virgy at age 24 so I asked mum if we could have sex. We did. She enjoyed it because since dad left she has been lacking sex, I NEEDED it. I since have moved out and have a decent job. All it took was one fucking of my mother,.

vocaroo.com/1hWQn1Z5Rftv

NO

Single dad who was too proud to go on bennies gave me a strong work ethic.

don’t believe this

chris-chan

unusual imagination you have there

you keep telling yourself that, as you scoff your pret sandwiches and buy smoked salmon in waitrose

>Things that never happened
Oh wait this is /brit/, could be remotely possible.

orphan detected

Pengting coming through

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The so-called life plan, as it were, from the ages of 29 to 43:

>Buy a house in Oxford
>Get a postdoc at the uni
>Spend 5-6 years conducting world-class research
>Have an active social life, mixing with the finest young minds in the world
>Occasionally engage in sexual liaisons with attractive 26 year old English Literature PhD students but ultimately fail to convert them into meaningful relationships
>Grow magic mushrooms at home and become a revered psychonaut, tripping at least one weekend per month
>Dropping out of society completely at the age of 38, and travelling the world for 5 years as an itinerant wanderer (whilst renting out the house in Oxford for a tidy sum)

Thoughts?

was edging to an asmr twitch stream but it got a bit out of hand and i ended up cumming bit of a waste wasnt even an hour into it

id give her some curry

Smoke my own salmon, actually.

The main thing stopping me from getting a job is that I still wouldn't be able to afford to move out if I was working full time on minimum wage. Cheapest rent for a 1 bed flat around here is around £1300ish a month. I have absolutely no idea how people afford this shit.

Polticans would be killed if we paid anywhere near this much in income tax. it's like 15 percent for my parents. It's nothing if you make under 20k a year as well.

stummy hurts :(

Pretty bulletproof, you don't just have to shag phd students, there are two unis full of undergrads in that city.

>>Buy a house in Oxford
on a postdoc salary? no chance

Yes but don't you pay federal taxes, state taxes, health insurance, unemployment? Its just more steps and some of it is privatised.

I am now a basic bitch

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Why is Any Forums so obsessed with trannies?

Need some basic bitch art too. All my walls are white. My room is just a desk, bed and wardrobe.

have you not heard of sharehouses

Reckon they'd shag an early 30s postdoc? Would certainly be amenable to the idea of shagging 20 year olds, but thought the age gap might be a bit much for them to countenance

They should be on ~£35-40k, right? I have £100k+ in savings now, so I could get a house up to £300k and still pay just £600-700pcm for the mortgage (at least during the fixed term). Admittedly difficult to find decent houses in that price range, but is just about doable. Could get a flat if I really needed to (although I'd prefer a house)

keep up the functional moron aesthetic, girls love it

Move to a cheaper area and/or get a houseshare like everybody else in their 20s does

>get a house up to £300k
thats the issue lad, no houses for that price in oxford

bank of mum and dad

alri literal billionaire

Not falling for that scam. Imagine working full time and still having to share a house. Not for me.

>get a house up to £300k

love scraping my fucking finger on something for no fucking reason then not even realising it's happened until 10 fucking minutes later when it's bleeding all over your fucking arm

rentberg keeps me in 4 white walls

got this hanging up on my wall, paid like 60 bucks for a retard to pour mud and burn holes in a flag

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get a klimt painting it makes women’s pussys activate

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All the Any Forums adjacent boards are. Any Forums Any Forums Any Forums Any Forums /gif/ and probably others I don't use every board.

girls shag anyone who isn't creepy™

youtube.com/watch?v=gvB7Kh16TBs

*Enters thread*

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There's a handful in that price range in Blackbird Leys, although I hear that area is best avoided. Occasionally a small place in Cowley or Headington might pop up in that range too. Or maybe one of the surrounding towns or villages and have a short commute in, wouldn't be the end of the world.

Or just bite the bullet and get a flat I suppose

Might grow a beard for a month

Going to try to end my life tomorrow.

tried this starting from new years
didn't go well

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buying a print of this egon schiele painting and putting it in the living room

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thought this was lou and andy from little britain from the thumbnail

painfully unfunny show

ooh and that's a bad miss

Little Britain did not age well

Minimum wagies why don't you learn how to do some scaffolding or look into basic building courses at a local college?

thought this was lou and andy from little britain from the thumbnail as well

No brothels for me again lads.

could do but im an autistic spacker and the tradies will take the piss out of me all day

how about you look into this box
*fist comes out of the box to biff you in the nose*

oxford has to be one of the most NPC places in UK

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biden is sending 8000 hogriders to ukraine

Tap Louise’s ass to cum inside her
Play Now

link?

hog ridaaaaaaaaa

Will be staying inside for the next 2 days and not going out in public.

embarrass yourself at the brothel lachie?

#believewomen

baka (shagging my hand)

Spend £700 on rent and invest the rest. I make £80k and choose to share, would rather invest 2 grand a month. Going to buy a 2 bed and rent out the spare room next.

think i have lice again
fucking despise public transport

youtu.be/BZTiRdcURuI

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hei lads

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*shits in my hand and flings it in your face*

It won't work out like that.

How the hell do areas of the UK still go without power during storms? 11 days without electricity? Fuck sake

sunny morning lads

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wow what a hot take

lool fail

Heights scare me.

mad how you technically make nearly 3k more than me a month but after tax you actually make less than a grand more

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Would love to spaff inside her

very lovely sexo webm of her here recently

need to convince doctors that i have anxiety adhd insomnia and schizophrenia so i can get a slew of medication to take at my leisure

asian girls with blue eyes looks so weird and unattractive

why do they all wear those fuckin eye contacts?

Why do you only reply this to the oriental lasses posted

Yes. I don't know what it is, but I get anxious at brothels for some reason. But I have no problem going to an independent sex worker

where does dust come from? been away 2 weeks yet need to hoover again.

your dead skin

Fuck off

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i broke in and farted everywhere

what happened? plus you shouldn’t worry about it they probably get all manner of weirdos coming in

she’s not oriental and they’re not contacts
how are you on Any Forums and don’t know who that is

cannot fathom grown men watching holo live anime girls
fucking state

cute and hideous at the same time, sid from ice age looking ass bitch

what is she a hapa or eurasian?

int is not my life

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moving into my own place was the best decision ive ever made 2bh
dont care if its a bit more expensive

Bros... yt.zoopid.com/watch#vflKqad2Nqc

WALKING ON THE BEACHES LOOKING AT THE PEACHES

1984... Good year.

Neocov strain kills 1 in 3!!!!!!

screaming apparition of john mcaffee's tortured soul appeared in front of me after mousing over this

She’s a Kazakh so she’s a Eurasian. Like a real Eurasian, not a Hapa.

if you kiss someone with bad breath can you taste their smelly breath?

they all line up and you have to choose which one you want it's weird, you also worry if people know it is a brothel and see you walking in. independent girls you just phone and meet at their hotel.

see
I get around 1k in stockberg RSUs every month as well

youtube.com/watch?v=TE28JF9Rz10

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yea thought so

yeah but usually if its someone youre into then their breath smells hot to you
pheromones innit
used to love sniffing the ex's pits after a sweat day corr...

You look fun to talk to

Shut up and let me go
This hurts, I tell you so
For the last time you will kiss my lips
Now shut up and let me go!

Your jeans were once so clean, I bet you changed your wardrobe since we met
Now oh so easily your over me
Gone is love

really need to know lads

How can you be so sure? I am VERY motivated to pursue this life course

youtube.com/watch?v=61zIjbQ7Ez8

It's you that ought to be holding me
I'm not containable
This turns up it's not sustainable.
I ain't freakin', I ain't fakin' this
I ain't freakin', I ain't fakin' this
I ain't freakin', I ain't fakin' this
Shut up and let me go, hey!

Shut up and let me go
This hurts, what I can't show
For the last time you had me in bits
Now shut up and let me go
For fear of living in regret I changed this one when we first met
Now oh so easily your over me
Gone is love
It's me that ought to be moving on
You're not adorable
I was something unignorable.
I ain't freakin', I ain't fakin' this
I ain't freakin', I ain't fakin' this
I ain't freakin', I ain't fakin' this
Shut up and let me go, hey!

then why are you posting on brit right now? not very motivated after all hm

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forgot to eat again

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Bros...

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Yes. I refused to kiss a girl after she ate bacon flavoured crisps and she started crying

On the verge of tears me

salt lake city is paradise

just been informed if you spend 5 minutes on Any Forums your entire life is ruined instantly

If you keep yourself in shape, keep being sociable, and do interesting things so you can have interesting stories it can definitely happen.

Lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=0JApzU5KcUw

alri anne frank