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Yeah yeah the media is against us sub edish
ballsack vinegar reaching powerful levels
have you considered washing them with soap and water?
is the rest of the world still in lockdown? reckon we've been pretty based throughout all this compared to australia and canada
Still pretty bad though. All the times people were just sat by themselves and police came up and harassed them.
I only remember that happening in the first couple months in 2020. At least we got a grip, Australians and Canadians are still getting harassed today and they're still under house arrest
no we're not
who told you that
you cunts are fighting amongst yourselves over vaccine mandates, that never happened here except for the NHS and even that is looking to go soon too. In Canada people still can't go into restaurants or cinemas. And your police constantly harass people still, just walking about
where did you read this rubbish
just watched the first episode of this archive 81 show. not bad tbqh its a bit lame but its decently spooky
canadians are protesting en masse
hahahaha holden please
Oh what a cute little butt Emma Watson has. I want to sniff it.
cacked me dacks
having food for tea
pakistan should be called paki-istan because it's full of pakis lads
from australian-ia me
might start sleeping in a hammock
snap
SNAP
just got 10 (You)s lads
lads m8 having a wank doing a poo emma farts top banter sucking a golf ball toil on the morrow
anyone remember the anyone remember the cuckio meme meme
think Any Forums is messing up, every post has an australian flag
>crogaytia
*shits in my hand and flings it at her*
ahh its so cold
need a 2nd bf to cuddle
um... hi x
I'm not gay
the noise i make when i see an unsucked golf ball: THHHIIIIIYYYYYYUWP
>people were just sat by themselves and police came up and harassed them
Wouldn't have dared if they thought they might get shot.
ah yes, prince andrew the "nonce" fucking a 17 and a half year old.
hi
grab cat from downstairs too x
thoroughly enjoyed this post
very avant-garde posting today lads, i feel like we might really be on to something
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part and parsel
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I'm calling a meeting of the high-minded.
these niggas playing jazz s m h
im actually a stupid retard AMA
can you post your bum please
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dont have one
hate hate HATE ethnics
On the stationary bike me
mum died years before i was born
well get it moving then
archiveberg is down again, some serious fucking neeks must be running those servers
on the bike stationery me
having a crywank
used to bash my sister on the head with these
I would tongue her pink puckerhole.
well get her moving then
Don’t feel well at all I don’t think I’ll be using ephedrine much longer
corrr wish i had a sister
K dont rly care tho
my sister bullies me
love me steaks but
have sex with her then
any only child man in
so we should kill all the animals?
let them roam free
>it's more sustainable
>now we can fit 25 billion miserable people on our acid-washed planet
No thanks, demiurge.
trouble on the horizon for Man United
are you schewpid?
don't believe in environmental conservation, me
the sooner we fuck the planet up the sooner we can start colonising space
have you not eaten yet since you put on that name
once we get onto the metaverse im going to strangle every single one of you cunts
talking about the demiurge is the biggest midwit indicator
At least have the balls to reply to me you weak cunt.
seething midwit
weak cunt who never looked his dad in the eyes
would love to give her an MRI
repugnant ogre
massive projection in this post
how you fit her in?
Thanks for finally replying you soft little cunt.
domesticated farm animals can't survive in the wild
at least have the balls to reply to me mate ffs
they'd adapt
well, /brit/? For me it’s Gold because of Arcainine. Totochads rise up.
red cos i'm not a literal child
grow up
they can't even give birth successfully without human assistance half the time
think i just epically trolled a yank
I don't understand how every game is such consistent agony to play.
atheists still waiting for their pet rock to evolve
your country is 99% yank
The lineup
Red was literally built for children, men
enjoy gen 2
marissa is slampig material for sure
cant believe ive been posting here for 15 years
nonce
in heaven everything is fine
in heaven everything is fine
youve got your good things, and ive got mine
Ironic posts: the country
michael cera plays a socially awkward teenager
My line up. Sampling the brown sugar lads.
the Democratic People's Republic of Australia
He needs an oriental gf who’s 8 years older than him
I suck at eating pussy. How the fuck do you do it? I've tried so much different shit and gotten nothing. I hate doing 69, I just end up soft and with my nose buried in ass. I've tried moaning and humming while I do it, the girls just laugh. BITCH, I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS. DO NOT LAUGH AT ME. The girl I'm with now claims she cut her clit when she was young and I kind of believe her because nothing has any effect on her there. So eating her out feels completely pointless. I can't reach her g spot with my tongue. Like I like licking pussy if it's clean and pretty, but really I'm just jamming a couple fingers in there, bashing that g spot and licking the clit ostensibly just for show.
Maybe it's just all the girls I've been with are dead between their legs from using vibrators by the time I get there.
beautiful movie
is buying a boat the most boomer thing a person could possibly do?
Have noticed single mothers on dating apps always have that terrible cat ears/nose filter
applying for disability because of my cripplingly short tongue
Buying a radio is pretty boomer
That's not "brown sugar"
Cate Blanchett is a pretty boomer
if the money was meant for your kids yes
nursing a very bad hangover
*clatters around in the kitchen*
wanking to the mouse from the secret of nimh
/sp/ mods are deleting mason greenwood threads
what's their deal?
*opens the curtains wide*
Wait wouldn't Australia being yank be a good thing
The US is bad because of its rampant crime, lack of public transport, race issues etc. None of which are present in Australia. So like America but with the bad stuff removed.
Imagine being this talented at playing a guitar. Shit's insane.
Yeah crazy
*Doesn't open the link*
based
youtu.be
i'm sure it's very impressive but it doesn't sound very good does it
doesnt seem that talented or insane
Fuck off
Brown sugar is African girls you silly billy
was literally just listening to this, get out of my head mate
Africans are black not brown
Banger
me
clicking links takes too much effort me thinks. Would rather just look at the slags
dont like in films when 2 people are on a date talking then it suddenly cuts to them doing sex
grotesque really
don't let them pick your pocket
run out of things to do at 8am guess I'll just go to bed
you seen this film?
play a video game
...yh
I had to stop watching under the silver lake 10 minutes because the idea of a mid thirties single man having sex is laughable
And this one, sir?
prefer not to say
And I wouldn't find this one in your netflix history would I now sir?
all the coffee I drink is doing a number on my arsehole. Constantly have the shits throughout the day
my caffeine addicted brother
Test
finally kicked soda and coffee refuse to go back
no i dont pay for netflixs
more of a 'for free' type eh?
I have a problem. Almost 10 years ago i lost my virginity to an extremely trashy english gal and this has caused me to develop a fetish towards the trashy gals, but i'm not satisfied. I started doing fucking IV drugs in order to meet girls that would fit my current taste, but it simply isn't doing it. Is my only path to salvation actually in the fucking GB?
even before the poo in the loo meme took off the first image that came to my mind when i thought about india was a brown person taking a curry-induced diarrhoea squat shit
netflix is a rip off
just clicked a link without checking it first, thankfully computerberg didn't get a virus
cat is sitting on me atm
catfucker
I want to taste Emma Watson's chocolate.
just caught a whiff of my bollocks
wasn't a pleasant experience
off to bed
why would i pay for Netflix when I can just open duckduckgo a type " watch insertmovietitle free online" and get like 7 different links. Baffling stuff
night
gold
red
ruby
diamond (curveball hehe)
Black
simple as
Listening to NWOBHM lads
This ever happen to you?
immune to pain and any kind of harm me
for me it's venom
never from anxiety
He can't get hard because she has no penis.
Strange... I feel like someone's raping me with their eyes
no ive never had sex
i dont drink alcohol coffee or soft drink i dont smoke cigarettes or marijuana i dont do any sort of recreational drug
good boy *smacks your bottom*
frequently. have to make sure I don't wank for like a week before any potential sexual encounter
Ooh where can I stream this?
you need to stop being such a *draws a rectangle in the air with my fingers*
hate myself
wish i wasn't so mentally ill
wish my life was going somewhere
kinda hoping for a flashpoint in ukraine so i can get deployed to germany and live in europe rent free :)
The secret to understanding the British public's opinion is to see it as purely Pavlovian.
If a British person reads a bad story about politics (eg Boris raises taxes) they have been conditioned to automatically say 'yeah but labour'.
If there is a negative story about the Royal Family (Queen's accountants shown to devise environmental tax avoidance after her COP22 posturing) they will immediately say something about Meghan Markle.
The other thing is that the average Briton has a weird dissonance gifted from Murdoch in their worldview. In 2019, Boris was seen as straight-talking and trustworthy. Corbyn was seen as a slimey liar, who was not able to deliver. I'm still unsure as to the basis of these feelings but suspect Boris' honesty comes from him saying things like Muslim ladies look like letterboxes and less so from smokescreens around brexit deals that no one can understand anyway
pavlova mentioned
*starts playing the sax riff from Careless Whisper*
So lads do you still need a PCR test if you test positive with a lateral flow test at home? Fancy a cheeky week off
the shermans fucking sucked tho
might give this a buy
pile of shit
Don't be so rude you croarsehole
I feel sorry for australia's woodland
>implying it's not Chinese shit
you boys ready to slay the huns
apparently when im watching a show i copy all the facial expressions in it like some freak haha
having a bit of cake
cake bastard loves his cake
fat
:D))
^double chin emoticon
stupid cunt
HAKKAA PÄÄLLE POHJAN POIKA
GIMME A HOME AMONG THE GUM TREES
as a quality control technician at the huggies nappy factory it will be your responsibility to ensure the quality of our nappies are up to standard by yourself testing the nappies for suitable absorbtion of poo and wee
this actress is built like one of those ancient people they find under ice
30th birthday today.
Considering killing myself. Im no longer the "current generation". Peak of my vitality gone. Nothing is aimed towards me anymore. Im the old man I remember my dad being when I was a child.
Im literally just waiting to die of old age now.
when will the enablers of this pay for their crimes?
grow up
Genetic map of the USA
thoughts on acquiring a 18 year old girlfriend?
hang on, what exactly is prince andrew supposed to have done wrong?
wasn't she of legal age?
wonder how many people will be forced into severe debt or homelessness when the energy price rises, tax rises and cost of living rises start to hit in April.
going to spend my last fiver on a scratchcard
provided ammunition of course, yes easily. the abrams could just drive circles around them, hit them precisely from range while moving and it would only have to stop to collect shells 4 times
christ live, chin up mate
most people say the 30s are the best decades of their lives
2nd try at this pathetic bait loooool *poos on your head*
sounds intelligent
cheesed to meet you?
would lick her stinky arsehole
30s are about to be the last decade of your life
*boffs you*
any difficult to get along with man in
not a fan of Australia
might start wearing eye liner again
what the fuck is a BATH SHEET?
nuke the aussies
nuke the scots
nuke the homeless
we pay for trident so why dont we bloody well USE IT
vile little something
The image that saved Any Forums
love his bow tie
don't get this one
phteven
Where to find this test?
Quite a few million I reckon.
People that fixed this time last year will see their bills pretty much double overnight (energy increased around 40-50% in October and will do so again in April)
say something nice to beth :)
hi beth my names phteven
and don't forget the russian invasion
She looks like the Yeah Russia girl grown up
proper paranoid schizo me
you put it on the floor for when you step out of the shower or bath
twisted fucking cycle path me
I will say this only once. Stop voting Tories.
No
I just want a shy scottish girlfriend is that too much to ask for?
thats called a bath mat
>shy
>scottish
>girlfriend
ah yes, the bird
sounds about right
bath malt!?
new storm coming in
remarkably similar
manipulative little turds
edit the brim off the hat
britain looks like an anus between two bums
hope it sinks your smelly little island below the waves once and for all
based gamer digits
I'll edit the jaw off your face you greasy little shit
i have two personalities....
filtered aus because i dont like JFs in my BRITISH thread for BRITISH posters
simple as
There's a couple on Tinder who keep swiping right on me, seen their page come up multiple times now. Thinking of doing it just for a story to tell in the pub.
>t. i can be ur angle or ur devil
Miura Sakura is the current JAV obsession
Lovely tits
can you lot remind me when the winter olympics start? want to watch the cross country skiing
right going to bash out this cv today ive decided
winter mate
Is that Kanye West? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Bayside Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Kanye West screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Kanye West and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Kanye West, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
when you can watch it on the telly ya daft cunt remind me then
post physique
if you ignore this post youre gay
>Instead, young people will shoulder the burden of the hike disproportionately, with any graduates earning more than £27,295 paying a marginal tax rate of 42.25 per cent after student loans, income tax and national insurance contributions are deducted from their salary.
It's over
yeah i am gay, riddle me that
good job i only earn 24k
yea in winter mate
Was going to take another test because I didn't agree with the results but maybe that's a sign of manipulativeness.
cant watch it on the telly yet ya fuckin spacker, remind me when its on the telly mate
absolute madness this
already pay 15k in income tax every year
now more NI and higher student loan repayments as well
its on the telly in winter mate
Can't be arsed with women any more
you're about to be post-mortem
when i can sit down in front of me telly n watch it, when its bein played on the telly, i want you to remind me then mate
whats melissa bragging about? fat puss?
Not sure how true that is. I paid 51% marginal tax before the hike because over 50k. Can't remember how much the NI tax hike is but add that to 51%.
melissa and pam would get it
>Hello there
is that the best you can do mate
what would you suggest top shagger
>hello there
Lol you pay that much NI?
7 inch uncut cock
£27k is nothing for the tax rate to be that high, fucking hell
Melissa seems to be on the right track
hes saying he adds the NI to the income tax rate
you can sit down in front of ya telly n watch it in winter mate ffs
Got about 30 likes on Hinge but they are all munters so haven't matched them back... Ana is alright imo.
Gonna take Greenwood out of my fantasy football team I think lads
hello there
...
respond, slattern
when its bein broadcast live on the telly i want ya to tell me then mate
NI, student loans and income tax are 51%+ recent NI hike.
How good would it feel to punch this cunt in the gob
Pretty sure the income tax will remain at 20% for anybody earning up to £50k, it's just that with the NI and student loan repayments taken into account too it'll effectively be 40%+
NI-
new NOW
Unlucky you fucking Tarqs
Good choice
Pick a white man
its bein broadcast live on the telly in winter
ye remind me when its bloody winter would you
£27k doesn't make you a Tarq you spastic
Yes it does
It does when you are an utter failure in life
>£27k
>an ordinary entry-level graduate salary in 2002, let alone 2022
>tarq
wow this is so funny
Enjoy your 51% tax rate Tarqy
Noo fred
Graduate salaries are 24k