Why is Reed still married to this cheating bimbo?
Why is Reed still married to this cheating bimbo?
Ryan Perez
Chase Morris
Do you realize how expensive a "Fantastic" Divorce would be? She would get half of everything! The team would just be called the Terrific Two and it would just be Reed and Ben!
Ayden Flores
Owen Nguyen
Would they get one kid each? Would the Baxter building get divided vertically or horizontally? Would they each get half of the F4 rogues gallery in the divorce?
Liam Carter
Half the time, he doesn't even remember he's married because he's always scienceing.
William Scott
Two words, user, two words: stretchy. Penis.
Carter Rogers
So whenever Sue steps out of line, Reed ties her up and whips her with a mile-long flaccid stretch dick?
Samuel Anderson
The good ol’ dick lasso
Kevin Kelly
I mean he FUCKS. It's a pain in the ass to get him into the bedroom, but once you succeed, you'll be glad you put all that effort in.
Cooper Hall
>Why is Reed still married to this cheating bimbo?
Someone needs to take care of Sue while Namor is busy
Liam Bell
Sue's pussy is still normal size so Reed's ability to have a penis the size of the Baxter Building is irrelevant because she can't take a dick beyond the normal size of a big dick.
Carson Morales
>Sue's pussy is still normal size
Sebastian Morris
Size is like the least important part of elasticity powers
You might think The Maker goes overboard with his elasticity, but the truth is Reed Richards does the same thing except it's just his dick
The Maker has no Sue to do that with so he just becomes a dick
Aaron Phillips
>Sue's pussy is still normal size
I'm sure that's what she told Reed.
"I was born like this sweaty!"
Ayden Watson
>You might think The Maker goes overboard with his elasticity, but the truth is Reed Richards does the same thing except it's just his dick
Reed is the most basic bitch in terms of creativity for the use of his powers. He is no Plastic Man, the meme that he cant turn into a bike its true and you have to add that Reed is completely austistic in normal social behavior and that includes sex probably Sue needs to guide him in order for him not to get distracted and start thinking about a new experiment in the middle of sex
Isaac Rodriguez
For their adorable kids
James Jones
Different user but I agree. Reed always seemed like a volcel autist to me, so it’s no wonder Sue cheats on him.
Xavier Hall
I was gonna say this post was written by Plastic Man but I think it's actually an Elongated Man falseflag
Jonathan Gomez
Not only that Reed would make everything with unstable molecules so they can literally halve everything!
Liam Walker
>Would they get one kid each?
he would be lucky to see the kids on every second weekend
Robert Cook
You know Sue has never actually cheated on Reed?
Tyler Myers
>Would they get one kid each?
Unironically no one
Valeria would prefer to go with his uncle Doom to get groomed to be his future wife and Franklin depending on the writer would make a fag decision like I want to be on my own while I find myself
Christian Moore
Sue would never cheat on Reed.
What the hell is going on with her legs here they look wrong and creep me out like its not attached to her body correctly or some shit.
Carter Mitchell
Official canon is that she's never cheated on him. She's been tempted, more than once, but she never actually has gone through with it.
It's also canon, that she's only a bimbo in comparison to Reed like 99% of the rest of the human race is.
Owen Watson
Married mother of 2 flirting with Peter Parker, a man half Reed's age, in their own home.
You're the types who get relentlessly cheated on
Nathaniel Russell
Reminder the current Valeria is literally cosmic gibberish made by Franklin put into Sue's womb, it had no Reed's jizz involved