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>Unironically shipping Steven with hot girls from other cartoons
Ryan Mitchell
Liam Jackson
It's based as fuck, especially if it's older women
James Phillips
I fucking hate that guy but I’ve got the same body type as him now so at least I can self insert
Landon Bell
That's the most pathetic thing I've read today
Bentley Morgan
>Shipping.
Carter Wilson
Shit taste
Jackson Martin
Imagine the morning after
Wyatt Evans
Steven should get really fat hairy and smelly and then rape all the cartoon girls. He already is the closest thing to the fat bastard archetype western media has. He is hideous.
David Nelson
>the Maheswarans get double cucked
Ryder Davis
He already has basically a creepy can with the dondai
Jonathan Thomas
>seething over a young chad
Matthew Garcia
>Steven proposing to Priyanka instead
William Wright
Unironically shipping a genocidal maniac with anyone else. Steven may be a lot of things that others look down upon, but he's too good and abused of a kid to be romantically involved with a that blonde fucking princess who murdered trillions of magical lives, and cause mass chaos on earth. I see Star as the greater evil here, Steven's a damn victim to Star's vile hedonistic carnage.
Step aside, coomer anons, Star Butterfly needs to be trialed and face Justice for the crimes she committed
Josiah Hernandez
>Not dating Steven himself
Brandon Richardson
>She accepts
Jose Turner
Will she still wear white
John Mitchell
I’m 25 and a virgin so now it’s second
Henry Peterson
No, that's second, this is still first
Leo Rivera
I guess you resonate with being a virgin
Cameron Phillips
Why?
Nathan Lewis
Being a virgin is legitimately less shameful than self inserting as a fat little boy.
Juan Gomez
This. What the fuck is wrong with you that you’re still a virgin at 25? I lost my virginity at the age of 16.
Anthony Ward
Fat teenage boy who I ship with cute cartoon teen girls
Camden White
I change my mind, being a 25 y.o. virgin doesn't make the top five, not even 10. The first one already says you're a virgin, while also saying you would self insert as a character you hate only because you're a fatfuck like him so you could fantasize about the women you're not fucking, so not only can you not fuck women, you have to self insert and fantasize as someone else, someone you hate, just so you can get off on a fantasy because you're a fatfuck loser virgin
Elijah Collins
Do you know what site you're on?
Cooper Morris
he's such a snub nosed fat fucking mexican el diabolo kid fuck I can't stand looking at steven