>Step aside Manhattan. The world needs to know the truth of why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Step aside Manhattan. The world needs to know the truth of why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Jose Rivera
Jaxon Ortiz
>You know
*CRUNCH*
>I can't
*CRUNCH*
>let you do
*CRUNCH*
>do that, Roschach
*CRUNCH CRUNCH*
*licks lips, then smacks them*
Liam Adams
>Can't we just settle this over some hot chocolate? I'm tired of getting blown up in every thread.
Luis Carter
What about never compromising, even in the face of starvation?
Andrew Russell
>NEVER! It is the law of the universe
FINISH HIM MANHATTAN!
Aiden Sanders
>Maybe I was a bit too hasty. Let's do a tiny bit of compromising instead.
Please don't finish me. I have so much more Cinnamon Toast Crunch to eat.
Colton Rogers
>we don't have cinnamon toast crunch, but we have the store brand, is that ok?
>no. even in the face of armageddon, never compromise. i'll go to the next store
Isaiah Price
Grrggggggg.
Carter Turner
Is it because there are magically enchanted chemicals that bend the younglings minds to the will of doom?
Jacob Carter
“It’s the 2020s, Walter. Super people don’t go by their aliases or monikers anymore.”
William Sanchez
>You know, Rorschach, I need all of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I can't let you do that.
Owen Richardson
Perry the Platypus? I have heard stories of your battles against evil. How would you like to participate in the Mortal Kombat tournament?
Oliver Powell
He's not interested, pal. And no one will be again when I'M through with you.
Lincoln Wilson
>Who is this Walter you speak of? My name is Rorcschach.
>I was named after my father and my driver's license says Rorschach on it.
>So you couldn't just stop at genociding magic? You have to genocide all the people who love Cinnamon Toast Crunch too. Does your evil know no bounds?
Andrew Brooks
Do you honestly believe that you can possibly win the Mortal Kombat tournament? Outworld has access to all of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch across every realm. You don't stand a chance of winning, let alone beating me.
John Perez
Hey Raiden, do you like Cinnamon Toast Crunch or do your loyalties lie with another cereal?
Noah Sanders
I don't stand a chance? Funny, I was thinking the same thing about you.
The only food I need is justice. And Lucky Charms
Eli Butler
Very well then.
>gets off of throne and stands up
Raiden, I challenge you to Mortal Kombat.
Jacob King
>step aside shao khan, i will teach raiden a lesson
Ian Bennett
Fine, but take this, you'll need it.
>Hands Liu Kang a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Joshua Thomas
Come on...Let's Dance!