Bruce... i can hear my son having gay sex.
Bruce... i can hear my son having gay sex
Sebastian Morales
Caleb Ramirez
I can hear your son having gay sex too
At least mine isn't a bottom
Camden Miller
>”Bruce please talk to me, I forgive if anyone could empathize with a loved one taking a load in an alley it would be you.”
Adrian Morris
>Clark, why is the son you had with Lex straighter than the son you had with Lois?
Jace Kelly
>Clark can hear his sons anus being filled with semen no matter where he is on planet earth
>can probably feel each thrust vibrating through the air while is only child is bent over like a dog
Tyler Green
"I can smell Robins bussy in my home" - Batman
Who was ruined more, having Superman turn into a homo by proxy through his son and having him be the official Superman, or turning Tim into a actual hotdog juicer?
To me, the latter. Because you cant un-gay Tim. And he was the most important modernizing of Robin.
Nathaniel Phillips
Lol
Carson Kelly
Camden Roberts
>Bruce please help
>I can selectively tune out the sounds of the world but I always keep an ear out for those close to me
>My ma, my pa, you, my son
>I can't stop listening to him, Bruce, I hear every girly moan as he takes two sexy toys in both holes
>Please I can't take it anymore
Ryan Kelly
Just goes to show that it makes more son if Jon was fucking Lois too
Samuel Thomas
>...My son is a rape baby.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Cowabummer
Luke Bailey
"Apparently, being Kryptonian doesn't make you immune to monkeypox"
Chase Collins
>apparently it is powerfully affected by it and creates a super monkey pox of sorts
>so now everyone is back in quarantine again until they can find a cure for it
>and Jon decided to stay at home with his boyfriend
Elijah Green
>Bruce, I wanna forget what we did when I got infected by pink kryptonite.
Jordan Cooper
>Fuck you Clark! You can't just pretend it was all the kryptonite! What we had was real!
James Miller
Kek
Aaron Nelson
>dammit kent, just listen to the radio or somethin..
Christian Moore
>Father, I think...I might....gay
Easton Ortiz
>.....Get back to work, Damian
Henry Fisher
I don't think either of them seem particularly bottomy. Certainly not Jon; by the rules of gay porn, he can't bottom to an Asian twink unless there's a conjunction of at least six planets.