>Come with me and I'll teach you so many new things! Ignore my absent father figure.
>We must hide our true selves from society or we'll be persecuted, nobody will ever accept us as we are!
>No! Don't go with the woman! We only need each other!
>Faggio Vespa
I'm not even sure if ignoring literally every piece of subtext in this goddamn movie stops it from being gayer than a rainbow colored jar of vaseline.
Come with me and I'll teach you so many new things! Ignore my absent father figure
he's just italian
What would you change to make the "subtext" just text?
>Gay wasp
Fpbp
Gaay
Literally just a movie about kids that want to see more of the world despite their traditionalist parents/caregivers viewpoints. The only people that see a fag apology are faggots themselves
Also this
Do you not remember what having friends was like at that age? I'm pretty sure literally every relationship between males 11 or younger is heavily homoerotic if you squint a little. And you, sir, are squinting hard.
This man is gay and European!
And neither is disgrace
You've gotta stop your being
a completely closet case!
Stop projecting
I pity your warped interpretation of life.
> fraternal friendships don't really exist, it's all just gay subtext
I hate tumblr so much it's unreal.
At least it's only allegorically gay and not faggy in your face
Why are adults pushing for the media to show children being gay and dating?
Isn't that very suspect?
Why is the dating part so weird? Kids start dating at like 9 nowadays lol
Exactly, that's very sus
I think CPS should be involved more frequently
Kids SHOULD date earlier so they don't end up becoming socially retarded losers in their adult years.
Ok, user
Now can you come with me to that dark alleyway? Wanna tell you something
Why don't YOU follow ME to my white van?
>implying people don't have feelings before they're 18
I'm not a kid, user
>Realising this now
When he gets "outed" as a sea monster and rejected by Luca, there are coincidentally all the colors of the rainbow.