When will Disney or WB let Kevin write or direct a movie? He’s the best writing nerd in Hollywood

When will Disney or WB let Kevin write or direct a movie? He’s the best writing nerd in Hollywood.

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He sold out

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Did you even watch the show? It was great.

I'm old enough to remember when Kevin was just a guy who made funny movies and liked comics, not whatever he is now.

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Yeah my favorite part was when they turned Teela into raging man-hating bull dyke.

He wrote a comic book where Batman admits he pooped his pants before his famous "You've eaten Gotham's wealth, it's spirit. From this moment on, none of you are safe" speech from Batman Year One, he can stay the fuck away from writing DC and Marvel characters, thanks.

>When will Disney or WB let Kevin write or direct a movie?
WB and Disney aren’t that stupid.
>He’s the best writing nerd in Hollywood.
Retconning year one to have Batman piss himself and making black cat a rape victim. Such great writing.

He was given He-Man and turned into into anti-male feminist propaganda.

He had his chance.

Again watch it. That never happened.

She literally lusted for Greyskull but okay kiddo pop off.

Great Lakes Avengers might be a good fit for him.

>white red head lusts for a black dude
thanks Kevin

They're scared Kevin will write the whole thing talking about superhero dicks
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How?

Why are comic book chuds so autistic about picture books?

What the show.

Why can't something just be entertainment for the sake of entertainment? Why die sit HAVE to be a super deep spiritual experience for these types?

>I'm old enough to remember when Kevin was just a guy who made funny movies and liked comics, not whatever he is now.

Smith admitted to basically spending majority of his time online and on social media. He has basically been poisoned by not going outside at all for the last 10ish years.

>esl
opinion discarded
>t. consoomer

Kevin Smith is a less insane MovieBob

>Why die sit HAVE to be a super deep spiritual experience for these types?
Because once you try to displace actual religions from society people will make up their own or find alternatives. Same reason astrology is so big among zoomers. Secularism ironically makes people more superstitious.

Kevin had enough early success to not blame the world for his failures, unlike Bob, who thinks farmers are holding him back for some reason.

>once you displace bullshit, some retards will make another set of bullshit
A tale as old as time.

Individual truth claims aside, giving to a church that supports a school and a food bank is generally more productive than buying a movie ticket or some "healing" crystals on Amazon, and until Atheists can come up with a better system (they won't, they've tried), it's not going to change.

Writing? Sure, he can write some good dialogue and has some interesting/charming ideas. See the part in An Evening with Kevin Smith where he details a hypothetical Superman plot.
Directing? Fuck no. Even he himself admits he’s actually horrible at actual filmmaking and can barely block a scene.
If he ever does get an opportunity like that, I hope his ego doesn’t precede him and he’s thankfully relegated to just being the screenwriter or the ideas guy and an actually talented director puts the actual images on screen.
Honestly, if was born later, he’d have just been a podcaster instead of trying to direct movies, because his conversational charm and ability to come up with ideas (not execute them) is really his selling point.