Who the fuck approved of Ralph wrecks the internet?

Who the fuck approved of Ralph wrecks the internet?

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You have any clue as to what kind of pull that fat unfunny fuck and that homely plank have?
They don't have regular jew connections.
They got your ass is gone with a look type connections.

I wanna fuck Vanellope

Penelope is probably dead now because niche mobile games have notoriously short lifespans and it probably was either pulled from the app store or has like 10 hard core autists that still play it, at best

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did I type Penelope instead of Vanellope

i'm going to bed

Dummies

>1st movie: Going Turbo is bad. Accept your place in life.
>2nd movie: ...unless...

this whole movie was just shitting on ralph

>Who the fuck approved
the same people who came up with the idea, studio executives who want to count money

After the Zootopia accident execs went back full force to the writing room

what happened?

Next movie is about Ralph doing something about some people exctracting Vanellope's model for lewds

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furry porn made more than the movie did.

Executives saw the data and thought that the internet is popular with kids its means they want a movie with internet references that surely won't be outdated in a year or so

>Hey, Diana?

>Yeah, Bob? What’s up?

>Remind me: Did we do a cross promotion with Sugar Rush or something?

>What? No, not that I can recall. Why?

>Because there are a bunch of videos on BuzzzTube right now showing that Sugar Rush girl… Vanilla-something… whatever her name is… is a character in Slaughter Race now.

>What? That can’t be right. Maybe it’s just someone’s mod or something on the PC version?

>That’s what I thought too, but no! I just looked into the coding and she’s definitely in the mobile version. New model, new mechanics, the whole nine yards.

>That’s weird. Someone really talented with too much free time on their hands must’ve hacked the server or something.

>Yeah, that’s all I could think of, too.

>Or maybe Ted snuck her in on his last day just to cause some trouble to get back at us for being fired.

>Hah! Yeah, that wouldn’t surprise me. He was always pulling crap like that.

>Well, I’ll go double check with Carl, just in case. But we might have to do a hard server reset and purge that code out of there. The last thing we need is to be sued by Sugar Studios because some hacker thought they were being funny.

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A soulless corporate exec

And everybody died.

JUST LIKE YOU

I really really liked this movie, I'm going copy and paste my review that I posted on kimcartoon because I don't want to rewrite everything;

Once again, wreck-it half using the overall theme just as a backdrop to something bigger that you have to take a few step backs to see the whole picture.

So here is the thing, this movie is more about parenting than anything else, half of this movie could be about Ralph doing the flox, or whatever it's called, non stop and it would still be more about parenting. Trying your best to make things better and still messing up, trying to fix up things and messing up even more, trying to say sorry and finishing ruining everything.Classic parenting right there, the movie is littered with this kind of little messages and analogies, it's pretty crazy to tell the truth.

But why the internet theme? Well, because it's the internet, you get it, your parents don't, they try their best being cool, doing what's viral, having social media, doing bad jokes, but still is corny as it gets, just like the old ralph. And in the end, with you learning to just let it go, not really being happy but finding peace in the happiness of someone you love...well...it's just how things goes. I really like the fact that there is no villain and no one is really wrong in this movie, it's dumb people doing dumb things trying their best at finding happiness and failing in the end, as it goes, because no matter what, life really is complicated.

Also, that chick from the race game, pretty hot.

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I got the pillow right here for you user.

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Btw, I never said in the comment because it would get removed, but the overall theme of the first movie is "Is okay to have sex with your daughter if she agrees with."

I think is pretty neat that despite Ralph being about video-games a lot of the messages are about parenting and taking care of kids or how hard it is, but when the first movie is about forming bonds and learning boundaries with trust this one is about letting it go and being happy because of that. Is a bit of this cycle about the idea of having a kid, taking care of her and finally letting it go that I enjoy the movie for. A lot of the hate on this movie is much more presented because post emoji movie cynicism and the idea that the big corp is only interested in making movies about the internet and things like that to cash in with kids. Made today it would probably have found more fertile ground.

Also wouldn’t the developers get in trouble for adding a character they didn’t own into the game? Assuming they didn’t find it curious themselves that she was in there on her own. Many things which seemed like huge considerations were completely glossed over in the sequel. Ralph leaving his game for a day risked the whole thing being unplugged in the first film, but in the sequel Felix just says “I’ll cover for you” and it’s suddenly fine. Turbo hacking the code for Sugar Rush was treated as the ultimate violation and act of narcissism, but Vanellope can literally abandon her own game at the drop of a hat and get herself coded into a new one to avoid being deleted in the update.

Devs probably are aware that video-game characters have souls since they are the devs and must deal with this sort of thing a lot. They just assumed it was one of those anomalyous cases and let it pass.