>cartoon dads
>dopey, goofy, out of shape and have shit personalities
>always end up with smoking hot, smart women way out of their league
Why do animators draw so much from Honeymooners? They don't need to follow this formula.
Cartoon dads
Josiah Ramirez
Carson Diaz
Anakin Skywalker is out of shape?
Chief Hakoda is out of shape?
Anthony White
They're all excellent plumbers, if you can read between the lines.
David Parker
>Anakin Skywalker is out of shape?
He gets turned into a scarred unfuckable cyborg. Also he has a shit personality.
Hunter Howard
There is a huge amount of range in that list, user. Brilliant globally recognized scientist dad. Abject frothing retard dad. Generic old man dad. Chad stuntman daredevil dad. Strong resolute chieftain dad. Stuffy nerd dad. And all of varying levels of hotness, some clearly meant to be traditionally attractive themselves. I don’t disagree with your question but these examples don’t help make your point
Leo Myers
Are you implying they're remotely good at sexual intercourse?
Gabriel Williams
Matthew Perez
>I don’t disagree with your question
>disagrees anyways
Carson Bailey
Hewwo Industry-kun
Jaxon Moore
>And all of varying levels of hotness, some clearly meant to be traditionally attractive themselves.
Lol
Lmao even
Levi Wright
I always found it funny how people say goofy/ugly guys getting girls is something that only exists in fiction and is just a male power fantasy. Yet you see women ship themselves with characters like Charlie from Smiling Friends or the ghosts from Molly McGee.
Benjamin Turner
>No retort
Jace Robinson
Don't need one. There's a reason cartoon MILFs are a thing and cartoon DILFs aren't.
Nolan Sanders
this again?
David Davis
It gives them hope.
Meanwhile me and a ton of gays want to be with the fat goofy dads.
Andrew Mitchell
Gross.
Jackson Sanchez
I'm surprised people don't notice the same patterns in gay couples.
Jeremiah Campbell
who is best dad?
who is worse dad?
who is like your real dad?
Luke Carter
>none of them
>all of them
>never knew my dad
Jaxson Hill
They suck shit?
Thomas Rodriguez
Professor Membrane doesn't have a wife.
Juan Kelly
Good. Women don’t deserve to suffer.
Leo Sullivan
This again?