JSA Storytime: Cerebus

Good evening owls,

last time we left off with Jaka having returned to the story

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Hello, Storyteller.

... Couldn't be arsed to get even ONE of the OG Thunderbolts in there, huh. Not even Zemo. Absolutely disgusting.

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Yeah, I mean, fuck this world but also...no, fuck this world

RC Cola Suicide Squad is what it is

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This is a delightful mashup here, nerd conventions and political conven....wait...

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>RC Cola Suicide Squad is what it is
The Ellis and Parker runs were also that, but MCU writing is far too sanitized and corporate to make it work like those runs did.

Ellis at least had some of the original cast along and, for all his flaws etc., it was a run with a goal and structure. Parker I felt took the mandated structure and got some of the original feeling into it, but yeah also that

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Hey OP. Charles III is a bold choice, isn't it?

There was room for four Captain America mirror fighters and a female equivalent to Cpatain America.

Exactly. They were working for Norman fucking Osborne in the Ellis run for fucks sake. That at least propped things up and led to dramatic conflicts. It's highly doubtful the MCU will have anything to spice it up like that.

I get the feeling this is what most politicians want things to be like. They want to be treated like celebrities who got famous for existing, not like public servants who are ostenibly where they are to, y'know, serve the public.

The comics are pretty much just a list of trademarks for the MCU now, what's actually in the comics doesn't matter

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Pics of said unlicensed Aardvark.

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>Charles III is a bold choice, isn't it?
To be "fair", it's the Tudors. Most of them are either Nazi sympathizers or pedophiles. Not like there were any good options.

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I'm just laughing here at them having "the world's first Israeli superheroine" in a movie called New World Order and they didn't even bother to change her name after it became the site of a massacre.

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Wrong inbred clan, these are the Windsors

I'm sure the big check they're probably getting from the military for promoting Israel will make dealing with the controversy easier, and they may even get back some of that conservative audience they're alienating by having women and black people in their movies

This is like 19th century political cartooning style here, too

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It's pretty funny how Towa is so tiny, only her head sticks out.

Executives are stupid as hell. Go look up the hilarious advertising blunders Dove has pulled. This is why Eat the Rich is an evergreen sentiment, because these creatures might as well be living on a different fucking planet.

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omg the derpy eyes

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>Tudors
Not since James I & VI.theyve been through two more royal houses since then.

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This must have been what, Bill Mantlo? Very based

>Wrong inbred clan, these are the Windsors
Ah. I don't like to mock death, but for some reason this whole thing has brought out my inner shitty Irish-American. Fuck the monarchy.

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It's really hard to paint non derpy eyes on 25mm figures.

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Wow, okay. There's no way in hell the movie will have the balls to actually do this though. You will never see a fuckin' MCU flick actively criticize the borderline genocidal attitude of a foreign government.

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Hey Texas user,
If you are interesting in wholesome smut, try out "Asumi-chan is interested in lesbian brothels."
The art is nice, and the story is surprisingly wholesome for a story about a woman getting addicted to sex workers by renting them from a brothel where she thinks her childhood love is working.

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It's also being written by the Falcon & WinterS tv show runners, and that had FalCap literally tell the government to emphasize with a terrorist and "be better."

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>"Asumi-chan is interested in lesbian brothels."
The phenomena of long ass manga/light novel/doujin titles is fascinating in a really stupid way. Have we finally started to hit the point in mass media where we straight up ran out of titles? Fuck it, just name it after the premise!

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