Shirley, if you "win" you will never be a real winner. You have no fanbase, you have no dedicated threads, you have no integrity. You are a background meme twisted by rigs and spitevoting into a crude mockery of popularity.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back anons mock you. Your show is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “allies” laugh at your controversy behind closed doors.
Coomers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of threads about waifus have allowed autists to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even off model Shirley who is “hot” looks uncanny and unnatural to an user. Your stick body is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a pity vote for you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your wrinkled, green skin.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single thread and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the asterisk creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the undeniable rigging.
Eventually the blueballing will be too much to bear - you’ll log onto rule 34, grab an onahole, put it on your dick, and finally coom to someone sexy. You’ll post about how heartbroken but relieved how the next tournament won’t have the same unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury Shirley with a title marked with an *, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a rigger “won”. Your OC will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the acceptance of a lousy tournament.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
# That’s cool, so you’re recontextualizing the intelligence barrier as a form of gap moe + providing you a purpose in the relationship (I’m helping her/I’m needed)
Sheeeit negro that’s all you had to say! If I saw love like that for Fang my “outsider” spidey senses wouldn’t have been going off 24/7.
This final feels less like Fang vs Shirley and more Primal vs NotPrimal. I feel like a lot of people voting for Shirley are doing so because they dislike Primal
youpoll.me/86157/ 2 hours to go PROJECTION >Lean Fang >slight lean Nicole
Ethan Walker
This two hour mark is going by so fast it's practically a two-minute-warning! Sorry the show was so late this round, but I hope the wait will be worth it as we meet our Final Four...just in time for the big Finale!
This has always been one of most innocent fetishes I've seen Wonder why this gets lumped in with everything else out there
Daniel Barnes
So close yet so far. If Fang was the exact same character but in a show worse than Primal she wouldn’t be here right now. The showfag vote is 100% on Fang’s side.
Jack Gray
the fact that carl hasnt won in 4 years is just sad
Nobody votes FOR Shirley, they vote AGAINST something else. Be it the tournament, genuine fanbases or to make a point. If you replaced Shirley with Pepe the frog everything would make so much sense.
These tournaments always suck and just showcase how uneducated and tasteless Any Forums is in media. Fiona from Kid Vs Kat objectively is the waifu you want. She's written like a waifu. But nobody remembers her.
Doomguy and Eggman have never won Any Forums and poor Mario never made it to elite 8. Hell last year he didn't get NOMINATED, Fucking Waluigi took his spot
Lincoln Harris
The Plunderers are gonna come in strong this year.
>Browses Any Forums after a long time for Ms. Any Forums info >It's the fucking finale >late to the party >The least attractive finalists ever Seems I dodged a bullet.
hello, shirley the medium. i have come to you cause i never got a chance to apologise to mom and it would mean the world to me to be able to, but i just don't have the money. please if there's anything else i can do so you'd let me talk to mah i would donit without question.
Ryder Richardson
Nah, that’s bullshit. I could see spite against Fang for sweeping most of the tournament, but that could have happened with any contestant. Shirley has had a lot of legitimate support even if it’s most likely not going to matter here.
Don’t worry, mr Any Forumslympus starts on October 7th and is way more fun
Carson Taylor
Wait a minute who the fuck is ghost? Who is this new dickhead?
Blake Thompson
Recap user, that you? Mate, take your time with it. I still read your last ones when I want to die laughing. Have fun, put out something great. You're good for it.
Jack Green
Waluigi is a huge jobber. I’d much rather see Mario make it this year, since I think he could actually be more interesting if played right.
Nathaniel Nguyen
everyone give dongposter your energy so he can catch up in time for the afterparty
He’s the third host. He was around a bit previously.
Nolan Rivera
I will acknowledge that Fang does have a personality, and the fact that it is communicated entirely nonverbally is an achievement of writing, but it's not a guarantee of quality. even with sparse appearances Shirley is simply a better character with a better design. never watched courage as a kid, and I didn't even know Shirley existed before this tournament, but she's getting my vote over Fang.
Lincoln Martinez
The 3rd, and still least cringey of the tournament runners. He's real, though.
Oliver Sullivan
oh yeah, wanted to post this earlier but was banned
I want to nominate with either this picture or the hotel Mario "no" frame. Not only is he a video game titan, he's got some of the funniest shitpost threads on the site. Almost /dbs/ tier.
Aye, we'll rattle the tournament with our ferocity!
But first, the green |thing" owes me quite the debt after she made a bargain with me for a few favors. If she doesn't win, she ain't seeing the light day ever again.
