How is it that crossing over classic Disney with Final Fantasy managed to create quite possibly the most autistic thing ever devised?
How is it that crossing over classic Disney with Final Fantasy managed to create quite possibly the most autistic thing...
Aiden Diaz
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Jaxon Stewart
>What if... disney... and... final fantasy?
>Which final fantasy?
>7, and a bit of 8
How could the results not be autism?
Carter Johnson
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Jacob Walker
People always shit on KH and say that Disney and FF are an awkward match that don't go well together at all but is it really any worse than Marvel vs Capcom in that regard?
Levi Harris
>The most autistic thing ever devised
>Kingdom Hearts
You wouldn't know real autism if it shoved its' shit encrusted funko pops in your retard face. Go back
Evan Reyes
Yeah because Marvel vs Capcom dosen't take itself seriously at least the first two didn't story wise.
Eli Moore
Marvel vs Capcom doesn't try to have ridiculous 7deep13u lore about friendship and kindness, all in the service of what should just be a good, fun game.
Brayden Jackson
Autism doesn't mean bad, necessarily. For what it's worth, Square and Disney both take themselves too seriously enough for a chemistry to somehow work. Only two companies so allergic to fun could turn such a silly concept into something serious
Zachary Powell
If "you should talk to your friends when you're having problems" is too deep for you then you need a fucking brain transplant.
Camden Garcia
whenever I try to read up on KH lore my brain melts, there's *takes a deep breath* clones of people, morally switched versions, versions of the evil parts of peoples souls given bodies, combinations of various people as new people, reincarnations of people, shapeshfiters pretending to be different people, people being possessed by other people, versions of people without souls, versions of people of their disembodied souls, parts of peoples psyches given physical form, their ghosts, mind controlled versions of people, amnesiac versions of people, computerized versions of peoples minds, versions of people from different points in time, versions of people from alternate dimensions, in-universe fictional versions of characters, versions of people in dreams, hallucinations and visions, ect
is there a more convoluted mythology ever written? it's more autismal than actual real-world religions and space operas that go on for dozens of brick-sized books
Brayden Smith
Also 10 as well.
Jaxson Perry
>two companies so allergic to fun
>somehow made a decently fun hack-n-slash RPG
Go figure...
It's the attitude. They treat it like a sweeping epic about friendship and saving the world, but it just ends up so goofy (uh-hyuk, ho-ho-ho-ho-HO!) trying to merge happy-go-lucky Mickey Mouse with games about cloned and brainwashed super-soldiers fighting over a city powered by the ghost blood of the planet. Still fun games, tho
Andrew Jones
You're confusing mythology with "things you can do if you know a lot of magic". The mythology of Kingdom Hearts is pretty straightforward.
>There is Kingdom Hearts, a powerful cosmic entity from which all light and hearts originate.
>There is also Darkness. Light and darkness are physical things, but also metaphorical concepts.They do what you'd think they'd do, given what they mean metaphorically.
>Everone has a heart. Anything that is loved enough and treated as a person can grow a heart. Hearts are made of light, but nearly every heart has at least a bit of darkness in it.
>The world used to be one big unending world that stretched out in all directions forever. A big magic war caused it to be destroyed.
>The lights in the hearts of children re-built the fragments of the world into the many worlds we see today.
>There are mythical weapons called Keyblades that are meant to keep the balance of light and darkness.
>When you die, your heart returns to Kingdom Hearts and you get reincarnated later. If you have particularly strong attachments to the material world you can hang out in limbo for a while until you're ready for reincarnation.
That's it. That's the whole mythology of Kingdom Hearts.
Carter Carter
Eh it's got nothing on Sonic.
Hunter Hall
Parker Green
>decently fun
I'd actually consider Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix to be handsdown the best action RPG ever made desu. Game is so fucking good on critical mode
Ethan Collins
It's just a theme park, this game wouldn't have half the popularity of it if it weren't for the disney theme parks. Disney is huge in japan
Benjamin Bennett
KH in a nutshell:
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Jeremiah Baker
I fap to some of her stuff. It's kinda good.
Chase Russell
There's nothing autistic about these games. you have the standard jrpg plot with disney theme parks, but i noticed that a lot of chrono cross ideas appeared in this game
Jeremiah Barnes
>missed the joke
Dominic Torres
These days Square Enix fans are saying The World Ends With You Neo is the company's best action RPG, but not buying that lie.