>be random goon in Gotham
>walk into alley
>see this
How do you survive?
Be random goon in Gotham
James Price
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Austin Stewart
By not being a criminal.
/thread
Colton Ortiz
That's easy, I survive because Batman doesn't kill.
Michael Bell
>look closer
>its Snyderverse batman
what now fucker
Noah Phillips
>I survive
>two broken arms, a broken leg, a shattered rib cage, and a strained groin
Isaac Miller
call Martha
Nicholas Nelson
Scream "IT'S THE BAT!" and then panic fire wildly with my side arm.
Works every time
Dylan Campbell
Do this.
Luke Reed
HI BATMAN!
Jack Garcia
"Oh hello Bats! I've been on the straight and narrow ever since I got discharged, whaddya need? I heard that Luca's gang been harassing old lady Jemima on the corner of Wellington and 9th, that's about it round here."
Jeremiah Thompson
Snyderverse Batman doesn't kill like that, he'll just break your bones and mark you so you're an easy target in the future
Connor Phillips
I thought Batman's no-kill rule was a secret? Maybe the Joker knows about it but the low-level goons are probably fed a bunch of rumors from their cronies about "Da Bat" drinking blood and throwing guys off skyscrapers
Juan Scott
/thread
Owen Ortiz
Cool photo. In context, being a Gotham goon is like being an English prostitute and facing Jack the Ripper in an alley. Same energy.
Justin Gutierrez
Maybe not, but the medical bills for removing the batarangs from your anus will kill your credit score
Levi Ortiz
it will be extremely painful.
Evan Kelly
>not being a criminal
>in Gotham
Gavin Rodriguez
Yeah, luckily I'm not driving or I'd actually be screwed
Gavin Hughes
Not really, it's common knowledge in-universe that Batman doesn't kill people but it doesn't mean he can't beat the ever-loving fuck out of you.
Luis Lopez
Why the fuck would you not just let him shoot himself in this scenario? I get that Bats has this weird obsession with not killing Joker and not letting him be murdered in cold blood, but if the fucker's willing to take himself out without any collateral damage why not let him?
Landon Harris
In Arkham Origins Joker tries commiting suicide 3 times and Batman saves him every single time. The final boss is literally a countdown to stop Joker before he can kill himself and nobody else.
Nathaniel Garcia
Enjoy your life of being permanently crippled or a vegetable.
Austin Rivera
>Batman behind you, someone's about to KILL THE JOKER!
When he turns around I pull a Batman and disappear.
Christopher Turner
In this case it is ONLY and solely for comic book necessity. Actually Batman in some animated movie let the Joker "die" when he practically committed suicide with an helicopter.
In the comics they can't do that because the Joker can't die, unless it's some super event.
But this thing has clearly got out of hand in comics
William Barnes
Because then Batbaby can't play with his favorite toy anymore.
Colton Cook
The Joker beats Batman by being SO CRAZY he can beat martial arts, so I flail my limbs around like I'm having a seizure.