Ahem, Good citizens of Newtopia, I bear word from his majesty King Andreus Leviathan, protector of the realm.
All female Any Forums characters must report in for an immediate gynecological exam! All good anons of the realm are required to post their waifus and ask for a full gynecological report immediately. Said report will then be delivered by myself, Lady Olivia OBGYN.
>this shit again
Don't give Disney any bright ideas please
How's it looking doc
This again?
Ah yes, the evil queen of the Nile who shall not be named.
Smell: Like perfume
Appearance: Large clitoris, small labia.
Hymen: Gone
Inegrity: 9/10
Personal Notes: Although she personally tried to murder 3 of our assistants before getting her under control, I can find no true flaws in this rather odd amazon's cunny. The button may be large, but the cloak is well kempt.
Patient comments: .....
Looks like you got sexts
Tina.....Belchar......*sigh
Smell: A bit sweaty, as always
Appearance: Bushy to the point of comedy.
Hymen: Intact.
Integrety: 10/10
Personal Notes: This is the third goddamn time this month you've been here Tina, GO HOME.
Patient Comments: Uh.....
It itches
Kek
It's nice and clean.
I KNEEL
Ah yes, Master....Hilda, is it?
Smell: slightly sour
Appearace: A small, fine patch of soft pubic hair with noticible skin irritation around the labia major.
Hymen: Intact
Integrity: 10/10
Personal Notes: Its nothing really dear, in cold climates one must dress in layers and that can increase the chance of bacterial growth which can cause problems. Start using some vagisil body wash around your womanhood, or perhaps some cream?
Patient notes: Thanks
Greatings young Lady Teri! Lets see what we can find.
Smell: like old books
Appearance: Its only a line drawn on paper, a comma could literally be mistaken for this cunny
Hymen: ???
Integrity: Paper?
Personal Notes: My appologies for not giving a more in depth report but....You don't exactly have much depth....
Personal Comments: I'm going to take that as and A+
I'm the Doc here, now all of you spread your butts so I can give you the dose
Lady Cass! What a wonderful surprise! Lets get those nimble feet up in the styrrips shall we?
Smell: Slightly sour and musky, somewhat like parmesean cheese and sweat.
Appearance: Shaven but stubbly, like a 5 o'clock shadow, or kiwi-fruit. The labia minor extends slightly beyond the labia major.
Hymen: gone
Integrity: 7/10
Personal Comments: A passable cunny my lady, although I do admit I am somewhat dissapointed at the lack of upkeep and cleanliness.
Personal Comments: So...er, do you have Rap's report? I mean, just as a goof?
I'm GENER...ahem, I-I mean, I'm Star Butterfree... Would you be so kind to check my ladyparts? don't hesitate to just fiddle around, take your time I'm not in a hurry he he...
Honey......Have you been day drinking agian?
sigh......
General Butterfree
Smell: Like the new bodywash I bought at
Croak Bath and Beyond...
Appearance: Neatly trimmed into a small by yours truley.
Hymen: Gone
Integrity 8/10
Personal Comments: Go wait for me in the Livingroom, I'll be in to take care of you shortly dear.
You have a penis, please leave.
I guess it's my turn now
big mama?
Pleased to meet you young master Libby. I don't know much about your hometown of brighton but Ms McGee has spoken most highly of you.
Smell: Only slightly musky
Appearance: Slightly lager than average vaginal lips that hid the labia minor quite well. A thin layer of pubic hair around her chubby cunny.
Hymen: Somewhat intact (not fully broken, possibly due to self abuse)
Integrity 9/10
Personal comments: It's so good to see young ladies take interest in vaginal hygiene. I would like to teach you how to shave and or wax your playground if your parents sign a waver for me?
Patient Comments: Um......I don't really know if I'm ready for this but.......*INHAILE* I'll do it!