LYLE TURN ON THE TV

Guys... I said please and thank you to the Queen last night and Chris called me a onions cuckold...

get inside he's looking for new victims
stay away from the windows

F

It really makes me question my habits when Any Forums is the first place I hear about london bridge being down

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That’s KING Charles to you

That is fucking hilarious that I found out this way

AND BOY ARE HIS ARMS TIRED
it's funny, because he's in his 70s

Real story about how I heard the news
>walking in the park to do some thinking
>near the end of my walk I spot three loudly talking lower class school girls about to pass me
>one abruptly yells at me "The queen is dead" in an amused tone
>I don't even look at them, thinking they're just joking and looking to get reactions out of strangers
>jokingly notes on my ignoring her by calling me rude
>take a stop over on a bridge overlooking some marsh to check the news
>"The Queen has passed away"
>hurry home, say to a jogger "My good man, have you heard? Her majesty has died!"
>jogger responds "oh shit" then jogs off
Why am I such a sperg?

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>he didn't call the jogger rude to keep the cycle going
ngmi sry wasted

>get a text from a parent
>"oh shit"
>walk up to a co-worker
>"the queen is dead."
>he just laughs

people are assholes.

I'm an American, I don't have to pretend I like your Rothschild puppet for fear of prosecution.

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MORRRRRRRISSSSSOOOOOOOONNN

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I wish the bitch died 20 years ago
Fucking goblin white powder on her face

How are you supposed to respond to someone randomly yelling something to you? Is it a girl thing?