Hi, ya'll. Its me, ol' Hop Pop here. Now I want to go ahead and address some of the allegations made yesterday by Anne....Now although i respect everyone's feelings, and I believe all women should have their story heard and respected, I do not remember what happened the same way she does. At no time did I ever force myself on her sexually, although looking back, I can see how my actions may have come across as inappropriate. So I would like to apologize for any misunderstanding that have come across as sexually agressive.
Hop Pop really screwed up, if he really wanted to get some he should've ashed Sasha "Toadfucker" Waybright
Benjamin Fisher
She only fucks toads and fat guys.
Xavier Hughes
Hop Pop, investigative reporter for Newtopia here, I have one important question for you. At any time during these allegations, did you ever make Ms. Boonchuy give you a sloppy toppy like the ones Lady Olivia is rumored to give King Andrias every night?
I my defense, we never had sex, I just wanted to see how many pumpkin seeds she could hold inside of her. Its part of an old Plantar farming technique! .
How the fuck are you supposed to watch that show in Yurop. Disney+ only hast he first season, youtube cancels the shit out of it and burningseries links are expiring. Fuck me for not having the time to binge it all at once i guess.
Samuel Adams
She's only a tadpole Sprig! What in tha toad is wrong with you?!
Angel Phillips
Ok but who is the tumblr sexyman of amphibia?
Oliver King
Were they shoved in any other part of her body? Did you shove them in her mouth, like how Lady Olivia possibly deepthroats King Andrias' fat cock every night without fail?
First of all those allegations are completely false! Little more than semetic propaganda to discredit the monarchy.
Secondly, I have completed my gynecological examination on Ms Boonchuy........In light of the recent allegations of sexual abuse, I can safely say we found her capable of holding 246 pumpkin seeds.
It's well written enough to be believable for Hop Pop to say and combined with Bill Farmer's voice, this post makes me very uncomfortable.
Robert Morris
There's nothing discrediting about that, Lady Olivia. Just seeking to get the truth for the press. If those allegations are false, then would you like to explain this photo of you choking on King Andrias' hog? Can your mouth also hold as nany seeds as Ms. Boonchuy's privates can?
Look on the bright side, Anne, you're going to be a MOTHER! So uhh anyway will the babies come out as tadpoles, humans or some unholy combination of both? I. NEED. TO. KNOW.
Lady Olivia, to preserve public decency I cannot show you the full photos that displays your actions. I can however provide quotes taken from you, asking your wife and Marcy Wu about what King Andrias sees in them? Are you perhaps jealous that King Andrias may have found more apporpriate bearers for his royal balls, other than you?
Ms. Wu, I don't believe one can get pregnant from shoving 246 pumpkin seeds up one's snatch. What does need to be known is how much cock Ms. Boonchuy has taken in her life. Ms. Boonchuy, as the current local slut, how miles of dick can you fit up your cooch?
