Who has the better love life?
Keep mind goku have one loyal girlfriend, Superman have a few dozen.
Goku sons are straight and one of them have a daughter, Superman son is gay therfore his bloodline will end.
Goku vs Superman
Wyatt Edwards
Elijah Ward
What's wrong with dating a bunch of women?
>Superman son is gay
Depends on which universe,user.
Jackson Jackson
Nice meme there
Luke James
Goku
Nathaniel Phillips
>left: gay
>right: straight
Jordan Miller
>my favorite character is a loser virgin just like me!!
Wow, good to know
Alexander Cook
Before the mods delete this thread, anyone else NEVER liked Lois? Look Chichi is shit, but I never liked Lois. I hate how people say she brings the best out of Superman hell no. She doesn't do anything except be her own bitch and she's simply a typical city slutty cunt pile of trash. I don't even like Lana that much but I prefer her to Lois Lame. I simply feel Superman has never had a real love interest worth a damn.
Parker Hall
Chi-chi? Kissed by Bejita
Nicholas Young
Lois cheats on Clark 24/7.
Chi-Chi has never (outside of /dbs/ fanfiction) fucked anyone but him.
Jace Mitchell
Well I mean... Goku is basically living in an arranged marriage, he only proposed by accident and Chi-Chi somehow felt a promise made by an unsocialised hermit boy seven years earlier needed to be kept.
Anthony Lewis
How would she do that without being overheard? Is Superman just hearing himself get cucked every time he's trying to fend off a Darkseid invasion?
Christian Sanchez
Goku doesn't even care for relationships and shit, he lives to fight, that's his entire character, it's a miracle he was somehow convinced to have sex at least twice to create two sons
Liam Campbell
Well I mean he got raped by Russians and Lobo fucked his mom so if anything he probably has a cuckolding fetish.
Landon Moore
The major problem is that Lois never loved Clark, she only love Superman. Lana, Lacy, Lisa, Lori, Cat, Diana and even Lex love Clark Kent
Blake Reed
/r/ picture of Superman's creampie exiting through Lois' brain
Samuel Diaz
wait, Lobo fucked his mom?
Charles Wood
Superman's powers are inconsistent. For goodness sake sometimes Superman is faster than the Flash tapping into the damn speed force. The only thing you need to understand is comics are a damn giant mess of plot holes, reboots, retcons and plenty of shit.
William Cooper
So you're saying he's a cuck because I, the writer of this headcanon, desire him to be so. Good to know, you cuck.
Brayden Nelson
Yeah, he did.
Lobo cucked Jor-El.
Asher Wood
In a non-canon comic that also had Lobo admit he’s a fucking loser and wants Superman’s life.
Nicholas Lopez
This is something I noticed, it's Superman the global hero who Lois is impressed by. Not Clark the upstanding man. And whenever they try to imply that Lois is not shallow that she totally always loved Clark it feels very fucking forced. Most notably in Superman TAS. But other comics and media keep repeating this element like All Star Superman. The point is this city cunt doesn't like the man under the hero costume. It's the same routine with Black Cat from Spiderman, she loves the hero not the man who takes off the mask.
Christopher Morales
I just want to know why someone thought Lobo fucking Clark's mom was a good idea on any level.
Just, Jesus Christ.
Joshua Cox
unlike her BC is pretty based though
Leo Smith
It's always the most jarring thing. Lois will spend most of her time mocking Clark until he reveal he is Superman and claim to love him all along.
Kayden Baker
Kill yourself, Any Forumsutist.
Brayden Bennett
I'd say Peter had the better slew of love interests with Gwen, MJ, and Felicia than Clark.
Brody Hall
Spider-Man characters are pretty good for capeshit... If you gloss over the stuff they worked really hard to retcon.
Henry Robinson
Yeah, Peter's cast is arguably one of the best since his rogues gallery is Batman tier and his actual supporting cast is better than Batman's too, plus Pete himself is complex and fun in his own ways.