>walks into your kingdom
What do you do?
Walks into your kingdom
Aiden Martinez
Grayson Parker
The crowns i have are my dental caps, so he'll just punch me really hard.
Oliver Perez
I have no crown myself, so I'll just pack my things to escape the civil war about to unfold from the upcoming power vacuum.
Chase Harris
Leave a trail of crowns that lead to a really big crown that's actually a bear trap painted gold.
Kayden Long
>Double King finds the gold painted bear trap
>gingerly takes it from the sides and places it on his head (not because he knows its a trap, but because he treats crowns delicately)
>the trap goes off after a second
>Double King isn't hurt but he is frightened and confused
Hudson Jones
Nope he only like crowns that are shaped like the ones on his head
Lincoln Powell
Is he scared of crowns now?
Levi Cooper
You wouldn't jump in fright if a bear trap went off on your head?
Angel Ortiz
I wish I could watch this again for the first time. His other stuff is good, but nothing has pulled me in quite like this.
Robert Barnes
>latin gothic chanting
>drums
>QVIDINFERNVSADVENIS
Adam Gonzalez
kill him before he kills me
Zachary James
It's no longer shaped like a crown since it went off. user's mistake was not realizing the bear trap's teeth point upward, away from Double King's head.
Anyway, he's clearly very sensitive to infection, so I wait until the covid gets him.
Leo Price
>Put him on a treadmill
>Put a crappy paper crown out of his reach
>Infinite energy
Nolan Jones
Overthrow the king and wonder why we changed to kingdom from republic.
Oh well, new republic it is.
Hudson Brooks
Alexander Morris
user is gonna be eating soup for the rest of their life in that case.
Justin Ross
Kingdom? You are several hundred years late bucko.
Oliver Baker
Conscript a theatre troupe with all their props and stuff to take the hit for me. I'll pay them generously for the damages, but it would be a lesser price than the actual crown of my realm.
Hunter Bell
he's too quick
Jonathan Powell
Just give him the damn crown, he dosn't even seem to want to rule anyway, just own every crown he can find, plus the people at his door only treat him as king because he kills their king for his crown. If given willingly he'll fuck off.
Andrew Richardson
Make a dummy of me with a fake crown. Easy.
Wyatt Barnes
N/A - I don't live in a backwards, monarchic state.