>"Before I sing the national anthem, I'd like to say that college football diverts funds badly needed for education and the arts."
But Lisa, most college "art" programs are absolute garbage and athletics programs produce vast amounts of revenue for the college.
"Before I sing the national anthem...
Anthony Morales
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Thomas Martin
>athletics programs produce vast amounts of revenue for the college.
And never for the people actually getting permanent body damage playing the game for the column.
Carson Sanders
Emotional Bart-centric episodes:
>Bart despairs about his own intellectual failings and inability to succeed in school
>Bart is worried he has lost his mother's love after he shoplifts
>Bart symbolically sells his soul and then worries that his deed has done more damage than he thinks
>Bart falls in love with a girl who is no good for him, and gets conflicted and hurt when he realizes he doesn't want to be as bad as her
>Bart pranks the town into thinking a child fell down a well, but is forced to face the pain he's caused when the same fate befalls him for real
Emotional Lisa-centric episodes:
>Homer does not buy Saxophone products for Lisa and this makes her angry
>Bart does not provide Lisa a birthday gift and this makes her angry
>Lisa becomes a vegetarian and others don't change their beliefs and this makes her angry
>Lisa becomes a buddhist and others don't change their beliefs and this makes her angry
>Lisa is upset with her Malibu Stacy toy and no one else shares her beliefs and this makes her angry
>Lisa encounters a girl who is prettier and more talented than her and this makes her angry
Nathaniel Nguyen
Lisa was never good.
Jason Carter
Accurate portrait of women.
Women cease the exist when they are alone.
Cameron Robinson
was the point of lisa to make me hate liberals?
Nathan Thomas
most liberals are unintentionally hateful and unpleasant. It's their nature
Jonathan Foster
The purpose of higher education should not be the production of profit.
Charles Ward
>and athletics programs produce vast amounts of revenue for the college.
Do they really? Are you sure it's not being pocketed by the faculty and NFL vultures?
Cameron Walker
And arts is literally all cultish fart sniffing losers peddling the same navel gazing degeneracy yo each other.
They don't even realize they were co-opted yo subtly push the deeply evil arratives if the powerful and nationalistic ideals.
Also used as a way to embezzle money.
Easton Reyes
>Nerds pummelled in football melee
Jaxson Bailey
It's supposed to help us gain employmentsnd help us learn to think while exposing us to unfiltered pure knowledge and wise men and women so we may draw our own conclusions and have people to bounce ideas off of.
What we have now are brainwashing cults that train innocent teens yo be dependent braindead parrots of deeply flawed ideas and permanent debt slaves.
Eli Gomez
Early seasons of the Simpsons relentlessly shit on Democrats for their hypocritical politics and overall ineffectiveness. It's even more blatant in the Critic, which shared a lot of the same writers.
John Brooks
>It's supposed to help us gain employments
then what is the purpose of trade schools?
Thomas Long
They still do. Repubs too.
I love wen they do political jokes.
Ryder Kelly
>8 years old
Asher Perry
>The Flopsons
Isaac Turner
Matt Groening really wrote this and said "Yep, this is exactly what an 8 year old would say/act."
Aiden Hernandez
The joke was always that she was more intelligent and eloquent than an 8 year old girl, and saw the world in a very serious and depressing light. She becomes a blues musician in season 1, that's not normal little girl stuff.
Aiden Cruz
Don't forget to take your meds.
James Jones
I hate liberal arts students.