Would you rather have 3 kids and no money or no kids and 3 money?

Would you rather have 3 kids and no money or no kids and 3 money?

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Which scenario gets me a racecar bed?

I hate kids. Gimme the money.

>has shit life
>doesn't have or want kids
You know those states of being may be related boco.

What? No.

I have no kids and don't have 3 money, so I don't think the logic checks out there.

I'd rather have cunny than money

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Kids are insufferable vermin so of course I'd take the money. I have neither of those though.

The only way I can have kids at my point in life is to single father adopt (pretty much impossible), marry a crazy woman and adopt (recipe for all forms of disaster) marry a crazy and have a kid normally (recipe for divorce disaster) or marry a single mom and help take care of someone elses mistakes. The only winning move is not playing.

3 kids. The only reason homer doesn't also have 3 money is poor budgeting.

Or plot/joke reasons.

can I have 1 kid and 2 money?

obligatory "no degree house" comment

Have 3 kids and 3 cunny.

Money. I'd rather not get married in current day America.

lots of mony and good wife to start

>money
Not because of the money but because I'm terrified of being a father.

Which scenario gets me a clown bed?

Yes officers, this poster right here