Which Crystal Gem would you rather date?
Which Crystal Gem would you rather date?
Brandon Barnes
Camden Stewart
I'd marry Garnet
Chase Davis
Pearl but I get to call her Mom.
Parker Hall
The one that reacts the most to playful teasing and gemhandling
Thomas Phillips
Damn, do those asses fart?
Lucas Cook
Logan Evans
If it weren't for the fact I was a guy, Garnet. Otherwise, Pearl.
Also, sauce? Asking for a friend.
Bentley Gomez
Sapphire and Ruby
Ryder Cooper
No, I prefer sticc pearl
Benjamin Richardson
Zachary Ross
The purple one would be a huge slut and would be a great source of concisuqnce-free sex even though she is kind of ugly. Purl is the hottest but would be the hardest to bed. The one with the square head is boring and speaks in short sentences. It wouldn't be fun to hang out with her and it would be hard to convince her to fuck you.
Christopher Myers
That's my Pearl
Evan Moore
Facts
Ethan Hughes
>Sentient onaholes
Liam King
peridot
Cameron Foster
What is she looking at?
Landon Cook
Canonically yes, Amethyst farts and poops, and Pearl tried pooping once and hated it
Robert Thomas
Physically, Pearl with Eyelashes.
Realistically, Amethyst is the only one I'd possibly have fun with
Ayo, Imma need some Sauce
Brandon Nelson
Connie!
Logan Wood
Either Peridot or Pearl.
Garnet and Lapis are too much of a personality dead ends and Jasper and Bismuth are too bulky and not enough feminine. Amethyst, while fun, looks like a goblin most of the time.
Pearl and Peridot are the only one interesting enough and pretty enough to latch on too.
Elijah Edwards
*and maybe Spinel
Even though she's crazy (thanks Rose/Pink) she's fun and "flexible"