Why did Dexter rejected this cutie? Remind me of Rei Ayanami. He was lucky

Why did Dexter rejected this cutie? Remind me of Rei Ayanami. He was lucky.

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Too smol even for him.

Because MY EYE EYE EYES MY EYES HYPNOTIZE. WOAH WOAH WOAH WHY WON'T YOU GO?

Such a good song. Love that 60s bubblegum tune:
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Well they were around the same age, and when you are a kiddy little girls are often smaller than their little boyfriend.

Dexter should be glad that some chick had eyes on him.

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SO OU OU
I'LL BE ALOOOOOOOOONE
>funky breakdown

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he wasnt a thirsty incel

Why is Genndy such a weeb?

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1)She's a filthy asian
2) She has nothing to say / she's mute / her personality stinkis.
3) I'm pretty sure she was underage even for him.

I had random retarded stalker girls chasing me, but they were not pretty and had nothing interesting to say. They were like those creepy unwashed neckbeards except they were tiny and ugly.
Their lack of communication made them feel like genuine creeps and autists no matter how beautiful they were (they were never beautiful).
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There is no signs of her being asian, it's your own headcanon.

Ojitos pajaritos que me miran a mi
Haven't heard this song in decades and is still stuck in my head

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Fat BastardxLolibaba vibes.

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Dexter isn't fat

>Well they were around the same age,
No they weren't, she was probably 5 and he's a genius, they're not compatible

Shut up chink chonk. You can't fool anyone.

>black hair
>asian
You aryanist are so retarded.

Dexter is fat

>He’s a shortie!!

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>autism glare

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