First look at Pinocchio in, err, Disney's Pinocchio (coming Sept. 8 to Disney+)

Opinions?

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I have a feeling that the 2019 Italian adaptation is better than this one

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>Opinions?
Might torrent to see the donkey TF scene but that's it.

I’ll watch the Netflix version.

SOULLESS

The 2019 Pinocchio movie is perhaps the most accurate adaptation based on the actual book by Collodi.
That's true because it's also loooooooooong as fuck, and it has moments that aren't just for kids like the Disney movie.

Another live action movie based on a 2D film, wonderful.

>You're approaching me?

>donkey TF scene but that's it
Everything involving the donkeys has been cut and replaced with blue fairy lives matter

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I'll watch the better live action version

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There’s a hilarious moment on whose line is it anyway where the cast kept making fun of Drew for being in this movie but Wayne Brady told him that he liked it

>super long
>faithful to the books
>has dark tones
Nice

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This is going to be a great Robot Chicken sketch

Will he still become a junkie and turn into a donkey?

What’s with the ears? They look like bits of crystal meth were just glued on to them.

he looks wooden

>Pinnochio looks directly from the 2d movie
>Blue fairy looks like a shaved gorilla

I wager to say he looks plastic

They should have taken a bit more artistic liscense with the design and either made him look a bit more like a real boy, or make him look more like a puppet.

I'll just wait for Based DelToro pinocchio instead

SHIEEET HOL UP WOODAN MOFFUCKA, WHERE MY MONAH AT? GONNA CAP YER WOOD ASS

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That is never coming out. How long has that been in development hell?

You know there is a trailer and a release date already, don't you, kid?

the problem is the puppet design actually looks too accurate. i can't believe i'm saying this.

>they got Harriet Tubman trannywhored up like fucking RuPaul for a Disney movie for children

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WHEN YOU BREAK INTO A CAAAAAAR

What the fuck ahahahahahahaha