>”Wanda, you cannot defeat me. My powers are stronger than yours.”
>”What powers?”
”Wanda, you cannot defeat me. My powers are stronger than yours.”
Austin Torres
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Cameron Cruz
I would have sex with both of those people
Landon Green
Superman is FTL. He rapes her before she can react.
Isaiah Powell
>I derive my powers from the sun.
>What sun?
Wanda NO
Jose Sullivan
Wanda's gift of the gab wouldn't work on Superman as his powers are innate to his very being. It's why he can come back from the dead or recover from kryptonite and red suns
Nathaniel Perry
>powers
>when it's as biological as someone breathing
Michael Evans
I hated the movie but I'm strangely glad that the only popular meme that came out of it was based on the Inhumans TV show. Vindication for Ike Perllmutter at last.
Connor Hall
>I am no ordinary man, Wanda. I am a super powered alien sent to Earth after the destruction of Krypton.
>What destruction of Krypton?
Hunter Green
Alexander Powell
>You can't stop me Wanda. My director plans to give me a full trilogy of movies where I finally become a superhero.
>"What director?"
Anthony Walker
Black Bolt's mouth was innate and biological
Brody Sanchez
>what daughter?
Aiden Wood
>Wanda, I wish this live action shitpost thread was back on Any Forums!
>Sure thing Timmy!
>*Ding*
>*I found a way starts playing*
Nathan Morris
Black Bolt's powers is supposed to be electron manipulation via voice not loud shouting. The film has a different take on Black Bolt where removing his mouth makes his head explode for some reason.
Josiah Lewis
Parker Carter
The power of a big dick that will inseminate your mutant uterus in seconds
Thomas Hill
>What big dick?
>*user's eyes bulge. he looks down and screams as his cum bursts through his stomach, killing him instantly.*
Landon Russell
>my power comes from a green rock called kryptonite, it would be a shame if all of those rocks dissapeared from the world
Oliver Turner
No it's not otherwise Wanda wouldn't be able to erase it without erasing Black Bolt himself.
Gabriel Stewart
>"What world?"
>youtu.be
BRAVO RAIMI
Ayden Butler
>superman just gets his robots to beat her up
Jonathan Davis
Superman IS his powers, Wanda can't erase them without causing a paradox that would erase her but leave Superman unphased
Michael Lopez
superman's strength and speed are chemical reactions that produce kinetic energy via his muscles, shut up, it's magic you don't gotta explain shit
Christopher Allen
that's like saying Wanda can't erase mutants because she is a mutant
Jordan Parker
Wanda is not a mutant in the MCU.
Jonathan Cook
so you're saying it's magic? inherently reality warping magic? magic that can make impossible things possible?
no good point, she can't use magic to create a paradox because that would be absurd
Luis Gray
Magic has no rules in Marvel unlike DC.
Nolan Smith
Wanda, you cannot defeat me as long as the Joker remains unraped!
Isaac Ward
Wanda isn't a mutant in the MCU, She can't erase Superman's powers because Superman is Super and a Man, she's a witch and a woman. Superman wins
John Bennett
Citehtap.
Carson Bell
also a good point
magic from marvel doesn't follow rules until it does because one universe is more important than the other
how do you know which one is more important?
just ask user, obviously, he's the one deciding how magic that has no rules affects other people