Definitive Spider-Man

>Married to milf wife with hot daughter, successful family and career
>All the best aspects of 616 until Final Chapter, cuts off before Sins Past, OMD and worst ever run by Slott
>Doesn’t sell marriage to the devil, Gwen doesn’t get Goblin dick, pre Spencer damage control
>Takes a goblin grenade like a Chad, loses leg, gets an even stronger prosthetic
>Fights alongside his daughter on occasion, respected by the superhero community as a living legend
>Actually had a happy ending until fat Slott tried to fuck with him
>Literally rises from the grave to conquer death aka fat Slott and Editorial, probably got a new leg out of it because he’s that Chad

Why does 982 Mc2 Peter mog 616 to oblivion??

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He'd be the biggest chad in Marvel comics if he didn't have that awful goatee

>Peter settling down
unrealistic, he's on a perpetual guilt trip. the only realistic outcome for him is to die being Spider-Man and someMiles else carrying over.

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Please keep quiet about MC2, Slott posts here.

>and someMiles else carrying over.
It's been a decade and miles is still not catching on.

he's still here so obviously he did.

>MILES! FUCK MY DAUGHTER!
>WITH EVERY PASSING GENERATION THE SPIDER BLOOD BECOMES MORE DILUTED!
>THE POWER IS FADING MILES IT’S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY IT KEEP IT STRONG!
>REPLENISH THE SPIDER BLOODLINE!

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You’re right, don’t want that hack wiping out the whole universe next
Chris is that you??

Steven Seagal IS... Spider-Man

>with great power comes great responsibility, and it’s yours to keep our bloodline strong

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Canonically, Mayday wasn’t hot.

Symbiote clone hands typed this post.

“Which one’s your daughter again?”

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>Both are, so just pick one and get to work. I refuse to allow for the existence of a future where spiders are weak
>we mustn’t allow the spider blood to grow diluted Miles

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Instead of selling his marriage to Mephisto he sold his fashion sense.

You know damn well why Miles is around and it's not because HE is popular.
If Miles was popular, he'd have his own identity by now.

In my brain, Spider-Girl is canon. Ends at the whole Clone Saga stuff (which needs to happen for SG to exist) and continues with Spider-Girl.

“As you wish. I’ll start with MJ.”

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I like SG but ive always felt that peter retiring because he lost a leg was a bit funky. And mostly plays into defalco's idea for him seeing spider-man as just a burden. The moments where he suits up shows that he could have still been a responsabile dad and superhero.

Also Norman dying essentially after just coming back is kinda dumb as well.

Spider-Girl is still top tier tho.

Spider-Girl spins off before the gathering of five, so it does include the honestly fairly good post clone saga stuff.

And the clone saga itself is honestly better than its reputation would lead one to believe. Really its only maximum clonage that blows.

>MILES YOU IDIOT!
>don’t you realize that the entire reason why I wanted you to fuck my daughter is because I already fucked MJ?
>MJ’s weak pure human DNA diluted the spider blood Miles. My daughters are weaker than me because of her
>that’s why I need you Miles. You have pure spider hybrid DNA. Your blood will strengthen the spider bloodline
>you can’t make my same mistake Miles. You can’t father a generation of weak spider heroes

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>inb4 Big Fat Cock Ganke cucked Miles

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