Johanna should have given her a spanking.
Johanna should have given her a spanking
James Sullivan
Parker Morales
This is one of the few shows where you feel more for the mom that the kid.
Christopher Gray
I wanna feel both, actually
Aiden Allen
>The show really depicts why Single Mothers are shit.
To be fair in this age is hard to say this in public
James Morales
Johanna is a terrible mother, I mean, I know she loves Hilda and all, but the is a terrible mother.
She is also hot, so I kinda think you probably could convince her of doing anything. ANYTHING, because she is a pretty bad mom who lets her daughter do the most stupid shit. It that's canon btw.
Dominic Morgan
Imagine if Stella was in Johanna shoes in this Scene
Aiden Diaz
The damage is done. You have from birth to the age of 2 to instill yourself as a figure of authority to a child. Which single mothers can't do.
Jack Hill
Nah, she loves her daughter and went though monsters to get her back. But being a parent is hard and being a single mother is really hard. If only she had a man in her life to balance her needs and Hilda’s need for a father figure.
Caleb Bell
So what do you want someone in her position to do, slut around with men until she finds anyone who'll take her, even if he's a bastard who'd fuck up her family even more?
Carson James
>The show really depicts why Single Mothers are shit
>he glorifies Single Motherhood
I get conflicting messages here
James Perez
That's force as coercion. Children and even most adults identify figures of authority almost by reflex. You ever see how a kid gets hurt and run to the a what the perceive as a figure of comfort? It's basically it except it applies to things like social etiquette. Most parents feel the need to be sarcastic assholes to their kids so the opportunity is usually lost.
Easton Edwards
Heh.
John Anderson
No is isn't, you delusional brat.
She really should take your PC away, Hilda.
Asher Allen
>This is one of the few shows where you feel more for the mom that the kid.
But I don't.
Does Hilda stick her nose into shit she shouldn't? Yes. She also prepares more for shit hitting the fan than basically any kid her age in several respects, honestly bumbles into life or death situations through pure bad luck without sticking her nose into shit on occasion, and most importantly RIGHTLY CAN'T TRUST ANY ADULT AROUND HER BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO ENGAGE WITH MAGICAL SHIT INCLUDING HER FUCKING MOTHER!
They'd rather hole themselves up in town and pretend it doesn't exist while their children turn themselves into marras or witches or time clones.
And you know the singular biggest piss off of all in the entire fucking series? Johanna knows Hilda's in the shit constantly and hasn't even sprung for a cell phone or at least a pager. This shit bare fucking minimum takes place in the late 90s. That shit's inexcusable. And that's why I don't feel sorry for Johanna. Yeah, life's tough, but you're just legitimately bad at this and dragging down Hilda while you're at it. You're supposed to be the god damn adult.
I'm not saying Johanna is a malicious fuckup. She tries. Hard. She's just woefully incompetent. As demonstrated by when she ejected her daughter through a rift in spacetime by being a fucking dumb bitch.
Chase Phillips
>writing a paragraph of schizo nonsense shitting on the best parent in Any Forums history
Hmmm, I wonder who could be behind this post.
Noah Smith
Hidal you cunt! you can´t speak to Jo like that!
Bentley Miller
Finally a fellow mature poster here. I also found it retarded that season 2 went with that "lol let's poke fun at the main character being a main character" Bitch. When the MC says something you fucking listen because she's the MC for a reason.
When you start bitching about "Please stop bringing us with you on your dangerous adventures" you're not just breaking the immersion, you're being a negative bitch about it who denies the existence of main characters to begin with. They are actively denying the fact that everything turns out for the better in the end and they go " I have mud and bruises all over me and we still didn't find the correct book" bohooo you, you little whiny bitch then stay home and be a secondary character see if I care. I have a million dozen magical creatures that would BEG ME to join them on their adventures; Woodman, Alpha, Twig, The Raven, a troll, an onion man, many many others. Instead of feeling honored and finding it an opportunity and thanking me to take you on my adventures as a main character you go "Waah I never wanted the responsibilities of a main character, it feels horrible being Indiana Jones." fine bitch stay in your hobbit hole see if I care.
I was so satisfied when Frida and David got left back home forcefully after they tried to shove themselves into the plot. Know your fucking place and so should Hilda's mom.
Gavin Foster
>I was so satisfied when Frida and David got left back home forcefully after they tried to shove themselves into the plot. Know your fucking place and so should Hilda's mom.
No one actually cares about the nigger mary sue cunt and that bland boy who only pedophile shota fags use as their self insert for pornography.
Sebastian Wilson
I genuinely facepalmed hard when Johanna moved into town but her job was a visual designer and it's never made clear how that works. Would it kill the creator to say "engineer that makes 10k-100k on commission"? would it fucking kill him? I facepalmed hard when she worked at the equivalent of walmart putting items on the shelves and answering dumb questions, c'mon how much does that pay in Norway? 2k a month?
How the fuck did she even afford an apartment in the city? why the fuck is the creator putting in drama about money and questioning the main character's happy Superman Ducktales adventures if he's not going to put in the effort to analyze it properly?
>Boohoo now you finally understand how I feel, Hilda. :(
A dumb friendless NEET? No need to imagine that.
The reason for moving in the city shouldn't had been "we can't rebuild" or "elves live here so it will be awkward" and not even "trolls are multiplying" otherwise they would have wanted to get the fuck out of the city where the trolls were converging.
Yes all the bullshit about money, what they eat, where do they poop, can be realistically answered in real life. There are people who don't shit for 3-7 days like me, so there's your first-hand experience and AGAIN there's people who live off dividends from stocks and who live off from giant commissions where they just make 1 sell and now they can live 10 years off of that.
A bunch of drama over nothing just for the sake of drama. You either write drama properly or you don't do it. Stop berating a main character for being a main character and stop pushing down 2 characters that are clearly rich into poverty just to get the drama flowing. You already made a shit load more drama out of other things like Johanna having no friends, Frida being a nigger, Hilda being forced into the fucking schooling system to get brainwashed after her first house was destroyed.
It was Netflix's idea in the first place to make Johanna struggle with her first job.
Ethan Sanders
As it should be. It was getting retarded how Twig was getting left out of adventures in favor of those two.
Brayden Gomez
Stella would never be in that situation. That situation only happened because Johanna genuinely wanted to spend quality time with her daughter. Stella doesn't really give a fuck about her daughter, and taking her away on weekends is more about hurting Stolas than being with her daughter.
Caleb Sanders
What I mean is that the fans and audience don't care for them (some even hate them) but the DAMN staff making the show insist on these characters continuing to show as if they are important.
Joseph Thomas
John Roberts
Can you speak without buzzwords?