Literally what was his fucking problem? Being bald? Dick too small to please the ladies?

Literally what was his fucking problem? Being bald? Dick too small to please the ladies?

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An inferiority complex.

he fell down some stairs once

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He believes that free will, even his own, is a farce, it doesn't exist, and he seeks to find the essence of this aspect of the universe, and wield it to prove it.

Darkseid isn't evil for some goal or profit in any way, he's evil to prove a philosophical point, that Evil and anti-will is the natural state of the universe.

this is why he's Superman's greatest enemy, he is his moral and philosophical opposite.

Terrible psoriasis, dude's skin is like being wrapped in razor blades. You'd be pissed off all the time too

He's not Superman's enemy though, he's Orion's antagonist.

wrong, he is absolutely Superman's greatest foe, there is a reason Final Crisis ends with literally only the two of them existing, and Superman's "song" wins against his.

>Final Crisis
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sigh Don't tell me you actually read shitty events?

So he's a Shonen Manga villain

Not that user btw

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He wanted to bang Wonder Woman
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Yes all this is canon, there are no alternate universe versions of Darkseid, he's above the entire multiverse

well... yes. he cares more about his philosophy than anything else, would you rather him be a normal comic book villain just be CURAZY and Evil?

Final Crisis is literally what happens if Orion fails to defeat his father once and for all. That's what the whole "There was a War In Heaven" stuff was about. The Gods, even the New Gods, are bound by myth and Orion is suppose to ultimately triumph over Darkseid, which leads to the creation of the 5th World.

and? Banging wonder woman should be everyone's goal.

Yeah but his problem is she doesn't want to bang him. This is what makes him so angry all the time

I'm aware of all this, I am telling you that regardless of Orion's very real story with his father, Superman his his true opposite in the Multiverse.

He's an incel
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Darkseid was suppose to be the representation of Evil in the classically mythological sense. He only had as much power as you gave him. When you don't fear Darkseid, he has no power over you and can be easily defeated. He seeks the Anti-Life Equation because robbing everyone of their free will robs them of the ability to CHOSE to stand up to him. But lesser writers didn't get that The New Gods existing outside of the scope of mortal men had more to do with them being beings of myth and not "The Final Bosses of the Universe". So Darkseid then just became "The Biggest Baddiest Bad Guy in the Universe".

Free will doesnt exist, he will do whatever to prove it. He requires Anti-Life Equation, which proof his point, but even after obtaining it, he still couldn't control everything, and started to mald about the fact that Free will is a lie, and he goes onto a socio-economic rant about black people and porverty and how having limiting choice isnt free will at all.

kinda based ngl, but he must realize we dont care.

So wait if his own free will is a farce then whats the fucking point of proving this philosophical theory of anti life if the main goal would be i assume proving his point AKA ego driven goal which is itself from his free will

Also i like the idea of the anti life equation being some ultimate blackpill in the form of a math equation that makes people lose the will to live from seeing it at all. Kirbys highly overrated in alot of ways but thats a really cool and clever idea

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This is a very new aspect of his character that was honestly an invention OF Final Crisis. Much like the whole "We've never seen the real Darkseid; just what his shadow looks like when cast upon a specific universe." thing.

Besides, we already know that Darkseid won at the end of Final Crisis, so NO ONE is his true opposite.

His problem was that life existed and he didn’t want it to.

He's the God of Order and you're a degenerate for wanting to do what you want.