>already forgotten
What went wrong?
Already forgotten
Noah Sanchez
Easton Mitchell
I watched it today
It was terrible man
Jeremiah Rodriguez
It didn't have Disney-tier marketing.
Disney movies are talked about not because they're good, it's because of the marketing.
Caleb Gonzalez
Okay but does the dragon brap?
Jayden Carter
It feels like someone used an AI to write the most bland and inoffensive script possible.
Oliver Diaz
They don't have shills to talk about how people hate it for promoting degeneracy or being yet another crappy movie from a studio that used to make good things.
Noah Thomas
>(another) female protagonist
>not even a coomer fanservice
Colton Price
For work I had to read the log line for this movie. I felt like I had an aneurysm reading this:
“The Land Of Luck. The lucky pigs crush luck crystals into luck powder that gets sent to a randomizer to be sent into the human world.”
It’s a more convoluted Monsters Inc? Without the charm and a concept stretched thin?
Sebastian Hill
Just give me porn of the dragoness and fuck the rest
Evan Harris
was the dragon chick good at least?
Justin Nelson
Pretty good but too little screentime.
Andrew Harris
Seems like the kind of movie where I’d rather own an “art of” book than a bluray.
Chase Adams
>Available on a single streaming service
It was written in stone
Ryan Edwards
SAD!
Caleb King
>dragon with more than 4 limbs
John Bailey
If they don't have 6, they're wyverns.
Jason Morgan
Shameful indeed.
Ayden Price
Keep making shit up.
Ethan Nelson
Why would a dragon fart?
Kevin Turner
This movie it's like those 'MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE BEHIND THIS AMAZING THING' videogames, as in it was just one guy out of the dozens who made it good in first place
Landon Clark
The same reason anything that eats farts
Angel Sullivan
>not even a coomer fanservice
>pantless dragon right there in the op image
c'mon you didnt even try
Levi Hernandez
>from the producers who saw Raya and the Last Dragon
Ryder Gray
user sat in his parents' basement, his massive fat rolls spilling over the sides of his chair, playing Skyrim on his PC. He had been enjoying himself thoroughly, and was eager to see how the game handled dragons, his favorite fictional creature. Day in, day out, user thought of dragons, and their massive dragon cocks. He wanted a dragon to bend him over and fuck him hard in the ass, before pissing all over his face. He fantasized about being in a forest of dragon penises, each of them billowing about in the wind, slapping him in the face. He would have actual dragon penises to suck, and would no longer have to settle for using his Dragon Dildo collection. The very thought made his one-inch penis completely erect.
Then, it happened.
A dragon appeared before him in-game, but it wasn't a dragon. It was a WYVERN. A FUCKING WYVERN. IT HAD TWO LEGS AND NOT FOUR.
user's jaw clenched. Tears of impotent rage streamed down his grotesque, pimpled face. How DARE they? How fucking DARE the creators make a dragon with two legs, and not four. He screamed at the top of his lungs, shouting his fury to the heavens. Or at least, the basement ceiling.
"user, dear, are you alright?" asked his mother, peeking her head through the door.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, MOM!! THE FUCKING BASTARDS MADE IT A WYVERN!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
user's mother left, wondering why she hadn't had that abortion. Ignoring her, user switched Skyrim off and browsed over to Any Forums. But before he could let them know of his fury over the Wyvern, he was interrupted by a loud, wet, farting sound. He went beet-red, and sheepishly called to his mother.
"M-MOOOOOOOOOOMM!! I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!"
Leo Reed
Any Forums only liked the movie beacuse they hate NuWDAS and NuPixar without realizing that before Lasseter was exposed Any Forums pretty much hated him when he was at the helm at both studios
Chase Gonzalez
Coomer fanservice for people with nonanimal rapist-freak HUMAN standards.