I dont get it

i dont get it

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He’s gonna fuck the dragon.

He wants to engage in sexual relations with the mythical creature.

You don't fuck princesses user, you make sweet, tender love to them.

>"i dont get it" thread
get out and go back

he's romancing the lizard

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yes okay now i get it.

but why would you want to have forbidden interspecies sex with a monstrosity that is at least 10x heavier and stronger than yourself, covered in scaly armor, evil & cunning and known for eating humans? not to mention the disparity in body heat, which is either colder (lizard) or unbearably hot (fire dragon)

Is this a monster fucker thread?

For glory. I think everyone will remember the guy that got killed via dragon fuck. also it has a beautiful soul that longs for a true love in a world that fears and hates it.

cold blooded doesn't mean they're literally cold. it means their body temperature is close to their surroundings
>but why would you want to have forbidden interspecies sex with a monstrosity that is at least 10x heavier and stronger than yourself
picrel

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I'll put my fucken dick in the owl

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I had a dream a while ago where I fucked a horny dragon, and I was unironically pissed off when I woke up.

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I get you, a talking dog gave me a blowjob in a dream and it really disturbed me but to be fair I do tend to get molested a lot in my dreams, I wonder what it means

I had a dream a long time ago I was about to get it on with a werewolf chick but the second I realized how good that'd be I woke up.

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Be a man, fight your demons until they kill you

Dragon bitches are mad sluts for human men.

He's going to behead that dragon.

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>a monstrosity that is at least 10x heavier and stronger than yourself, covered in scaly armor, evil & cunning and known for eating humans?

Oh please user, stop acting like you wouldn't have hot and freaky sex with a dragon if given the chance.

I'm pretty sure most of us here would.

I genuinely like it when humans and dragons fall in love, though only if the dragon can take on a human or at least near-human form. It's rare as fuck though outside womens porn novels.

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>human form
Shit taste