Hey God? Uh...look...we got a bit of a problem.
Hey God? Uh...look...we got a bit of a problem
Brody Bailey
Jayden Edwards
>Ugh! Dammit Jeffrey. What Now?
Liam Clark
Look God, I'm not saying that what you're saying isn't impressive. It is, it's VERY impressive.
Kevin Hall
It's just that...it-it took you three whole days to create the Earth and I don't think that what you want to do on the 4th day is umm...exactly feasible, so to speak.
Cooper Thomas
>What? Create the stars? What's so hard about that?
Zachary Watson
Well, I've been doing some math based on your specs here. And umm...well my top speed is about 55 mph and it would take me about 19 days to fly around the whole earth.
Gabriel Smith
No user I won't watch your gay ass cartoon
Levi Johnson
Shut the fuck up already
David Howard
>Yeah. So?
Joshua Carter
Well, at that same speed it would take me 1,399,106,711,477,702 days to fly around the Milky Way galaxy.
Henry Hill
And that's just one galaxy. Seeing as how you want there to be 80 billion galaxies in the universe. You can imagine that it would probably take more than a day to create 'em right?
Luis Rodriguez
>Fuck it! I'll pull an all-nighter.
Dominic Hall
Holy shit. You are wasting your life.
Jeremiah King
Yeah yeah yeah. Mythology is unrealistic. Donkeys can't talk, getting swallowed by a fish would kill you, a global flood that covers the tallest mountains can't really happen, blah blah blah blah blah. Most people don't worry about that stuff, they just want to hear a neat allegorical story. The literalists you're trying to convince here aren't as prevalent as they once were, and aren't going to listen to you anyway.
What this guy said.
Jaxson Ramirez
>Getting this asshurt over an old shitty flash cartoon
James Bell
where do you think we are?
Parker Long
And you aren't?
Aaron Fisher
Everyone is
Lincoln Myers
Jeffrey: Uh...nooooo. That's not gonna work either
God: Well, why the hell not?
Christopher Sanchez
Well, seeing as how the sun will be 332,000 times more massive than the earth. And it took you 3 whole days to create the earth.
Then it would take you around 998,700 days to create the sun.
Jose Nguyen
If we use the sun as an average sized star. Considering that you want there to be 50 sextillion stars in the universe.
It would take you around 49 octillion days to create every star in the universe.
Adrian Nelson
>Uh...English! Motherfucker! What the hell is "49 octillion" supposed to mean?
Ian Adams
Ah! It's a 49 with 27 zeros after it.
Thomas Kelly
>So what you're saying is...that if it took me 3 days to create the Earth.
Ethan Carter
>It's gonna take me, 49 octillion days to create the stars.
Hunter James
Jeffrey: Yeah, that about sums it up.
God: Fuck.
Blake Butler
what does the angel speed has to do with God being able to create stars ?