Post your Any Forums mommy. idk about this character, but I feel like calling her mommy

Post your Any Forums mommy. idk about this character, but I feel like calling her mommy

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Tell me about your Mother, user.

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she just looks really good

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Zat iz ze Baroness ju fule!

I don't understand the mommy fetish nor the daddy fetish. I just want vanilla sex where I dominate my partner and she loves being dominated.

She just looks like she'd be a good and fun mom.

Especially when it's time for her to punish you

When I was a teen, I used to wonder why I liked the sexy librarian/teacher/secretary look. Then I was reminded of the Baroness and suddenly things made a whole lot more sense.

I have this funny dream with me being the baroness says probably teenage pregnancy son who is trying to be educated by dextro in being original cobra cartoon villains and I have a quiz on basically any incarnation of a female g.i. Joe member I've seen.

I know how you feel OP, black haired women with glasses make me say mommy too, especially Bayonetta.

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And she puts this on for it...
nice nice

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How do being he what case that teenage pregnancy child of his one true love?

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No more mommies?

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I feel like current day Noodle would be a great mommy GF.
>Presumably rich due to being a successful musician.
>Constantly touring; can take you to exotic places.
>Surprisingly mature despite being the youngest member of the band while also being laid-back enough to not be a nag. Will probably convince you to get your life together, all the same.
>Has experience with 'tard-wrangling due to 2-D and Murdoc, who are basically overgrown children.
>Can kick your ass if she really wanted to.
>Unironically seems like the type who'd let you call her "mommy" during sex. Cuddles with you afterwards.

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Noodle has no lips. Fucking thin lip weirdo.

GET THE COOL. GET THE COOL SHOESHIIINE.

here's ur baroness

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Die.

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good points
could tutor you in math and guitar too

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Oh, I have plenty. None that can be posted here though.

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Is it true that she'd be a good mommy?

>math
Why, because she's Asian?
>guitar
Yeah, I can see that, especially if she pats me on the head and calls me a good boy when I do the right thing.

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well she's supposed to be super adept at everything right?