Just be yourself, that's all a girl wants

>Just be yourself, that's all a girl wants.
>Ignore everything your mother just said. Think of someone really cool and attractive and... be them.
Who was right?

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>top panel
Nicole
>bottom panel
Gumball

Why there's porn of Gumball fucking his dad?

"Be yourself" is the "git gud" of socialization; it means nothing because it only works if you are already cool.
What people should say instead of that is: go out and actually do shit so you are an interesting person.

Be yourself. Because that's how Richard got Nicole

"Be yourself" is horrible advice. Why be yourself when you can be a better version of yourself?

Why did the show have to get so cynical, bros?

Well that can be wrong too, you need to combine them into:
do things you find interesting.

the truth is if you need advice on this shit its already over.

>Be yourself
This is the advice we give videogame and porn addicted sperglords and wonder why they are still virgins.

Better to say be the best YOU you can be. Get the best grades/job. Work and groom yourself to be the best looking you that you can achieve.

Think from her POV. She doesn't want a guy that is passive and not going anywhere.

Be confident and ambitious.

The heavens have designed a destiny for every man. The superior man will find what that is and pursue it.

>furries are degenerates
And in other news, the sky is blue.

alternatively: don't be ugly and skip all that garbage.

I tried that. Until I got money, that only got me girls who wanted one night stands

you're conventionally attractive and couldn't get pussy? you must be retarded, an asshole, or lying.

Correction. Its the other way around. Gis dad fucking gumball.

the modern person's reading comprehension here, folks

If you're ugly, then your ancestors probably passed some of that on to you, they got laid, what's your excuse?

Top if you're looking for a lasting relationship with an unspecified person.
Bottom if you're looking for a specific fuck buddy for a few months or so.

This. I think 95% of incels are just dudes who never put themselves out there.

Once I achieve all that I'll never need a woman in my life. Why have a girlfriend when I can cook myself?

Both are right. Become better while still being true to yourself. Just be a better you bro.

This is a dumb question but what counts as 'doing shit', I'm an artfag so I wound up being kind of a shutin.

You cheeky bitch. I see you, user. Go outside and get yourself a gumball, you little scamp.

Best advice.
There is 4 billion females out there boy. One has to be as despreat as you are

If you are getting one night stands your personality must be shit, or you are too slow to open up to them.