Iron Man has a daughter

>Iron Man has a daughter
>Hulk has a son
>Ant-Man has a daughter
>Hawkeye has two sons and a daughter
>Scarlet Witch has two sons
>Thor has an adopted daughter
>Doctor Strange has a surrogate daughter
>Blade will have a daughter
>Deadpool might have a daughter
>Black Panther has a son

Why is everybody in the MCU suddenly having kids?

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theyre marvel faveruoites so now they can apply the nu topics to them
like how hulking can bea massive faggot so the hip nu kids can identify with them
didnt lang always have a daughter?

Everybody? What about Cap?

>Why is everybody in the MCU suddenly having kids?

Can't afford to keep the old actors around so this gives them the opportunity to cast kids and legacy characters and pay them much less.

Wouldn't be surprising for them to say he had kids and grandkids.

>Why is everybody in the MCU suddenly having kids?
Be born
Eat
Grow
Reproduce
Die

fucking redskull or whatever stole his dna and cloned him so he has to fight his grandson who works for hydra
if marvel havnt done this theyre gonna do it now after reading this comment

I thought they made it a point to say that Peggy never had children

Red Skull is now space Skeletor guarding the secret of the soul stone. The secret being that it no longer fucking exists.

Before that’s was people do when they reach their 30s and 40s user.
Maybe you should as well.

Vecna was an incel. He killed his sister because he knew she would breed.

after the shit they pulled with loki and the staff literally using the stones as paperweights i dont think they mean a thing anymore

>>Hulk has a son
???

Most superheros aren't. Just as military guys irl (or at least in my country).
Your a man, get married and reproduce before get killed
You're a woman, marry young because those warrior genes are the best
You can't join the forces/ marry one in the forces, you're a loser

Impossible. The blonde chick from CAP: the winter soldier (the one cap was getting paired with before the end of Civil War) was her grandaughter.

Because they're getting old. Unfortunately for everyone, the majority of the future avengers will be women, so the universe is doomed.

>Why is everybody in the MCU suddenly having kids?

I'm fucking as many women as I can if I survived time traveling and fighting Thanos.

>Scarlet Witch has two sons
lol

>ywn be a Marval villain getting beaten by the future avenger women

>ywn be a marvel villain with hypnosis powers fighting the all female new avengers

Sharon is Peggy's niece.

because you can only tell the lonely guy storyline so many times

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Hey Abe what's the bandwidth like in the afterlife?

>picking hulkling of all characters to cry about
lol

demographics of who watches kids movies is changing

If you’re waiting until your 30’s or 40’s to have kids you should just kill yourself and get it over with, that’s way too late

Who the fuck is Hulk’s son?

It's another idiot tourist who isn't aware Hulkling is a Mar-vell legacy.