This is the official Spongebob character alignment according to Nickelodeon

This is the official Spongebob character alignment according to Nickelodeon

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How would they use a smartphone that would be the size of their whole body?
Except Plankton I guess he can just post on Karen

This is missing half of the social media platforms.

I'm mostly interested in the Any Forums-Reddit axis, myself.

This is also official

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I have no idea what those things are and neither do the characters on that map

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This. I could not care less about Instagram and Snapchat, I forget they exist 99% of the time.

Imagine being called a "Tweeter" or a "TikToker" in public, unironically.

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SILENCE BRAND!

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Squidward is a millennial. Patrick is a boomer.

>Squidward
>millennial
He has a permanent job that pays for a detached home on a quiet street in an area free from suburban development and the Help Wanted episode didn't have Spongebob sitting at a computer going through an automated 40 minute questionnaire so the fast food joint could tell him he wasn't what they were looking for.

All of these characters were created by a boomer who lived in a wonderland and it has zero reference to modernity, no offence to Stephen intended.

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Hillenburg was more early gen X than boomer, I don't care what year cutoff you go buy. Boomers didn't listen to stuff like the Flaming Lips.

>Hillenburg
He's born from 1961 so he's a boomer. The cutoff span was from 1964. Gen X are people born from 1965 until 1979.

>Patrick
>Twitter
How fitting

Does the center mean you use all 4 or neither?

>mrkrabs isn't the boomer

Fred, how could you!

Sandy uses social media more than pearl? I find that difficult to believe.

The Squidward/Spongebob duality doesn't work if they aren't from the same generation.

Shouldn't Patrick be Gen X? I thought they were mostly known for being lazy slackers.

She's got a premium Snapchat account.