Goddammit, not another one!

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>EXCLUSIVE: Following the critical success of his movie ‘Marcel The Shell With Shoes On,’ Dean Fleischer-Camp has found his next project as he has been tapped to direct the live-action adaptation of the classic animated pic ‘Lilo & Stitch’ for Disney
Please make it stop.

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I hate this world

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Lilo & Stitch was pretty much Disney's Minons, devout of all personality and charm and only exists to market the capitalist mascot in merchandise. More of a commercial for that brand then a film
So I feel perfectly fine for them doing another commercial with the character

Zoom zoom

not even a good bait, ignoramus

I can tell you've never watched it

No, that's the Porgs from Last Jedi. THEY'RE the Minions. They're also aliens, so I can see why you'd get them mixed up.

I have multiple times and frankly it sucks. It's propped up with how bad some of those early 2000s films like Chicken Little and Home on the Range are in comparison.
But compared to TENG, Atlantis and Treasure Planet from that era you get to see how weak of a film it really it

Hyperrealistic Stitch inbound

>only likes edgy animation
the mystery solved

KNEEL

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I've never watched any of the live action remakes and I won't watch this one. Lilo & Stitch have movies, shows, etc. so I'm not surprised this happened. Look on the bright side, it'll bring more attention to the originals and Disney+'s weird pizza door censor.

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>these live action remakes suck ass and are an insult to a superior medium
>Disney keeps making them because retards keep giving them money
>mfw pic related is inevitable
And seriously, especially fuck the idea of a live action Lilo and Stitch.

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I'm already dreading the cgi aliens and Nani being made gay or David being made gay

i'd take another live action hunchback film. We haven't gotten one in a while. Doing Quasimodo right would be the biggest hurdle.

Honestly, if they can do Frodo and his hellfire song well then I welcome it
Also take change the gargoyles

desu if they removed the gargoyles it'd be a way better movie. the only time i think the live action version could be better

>Nani being made gay or David being made gay
They will make Pleakley openly trans, and the other alien gay for him openly.

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Meh. So are they skipping the Hercules and Hunchback live action remakes? I thought they were kind of going in order through the renaissance. They also skipped Pocahontas, but I don't think that'll ever be on the table.

This was a really good movie. It's a funny situation though, it feels like some Disney exec saw Marcel and it's themes about family and immediately went 'hire this man!'

That would make me go whatever
Pleakley acted pretty gay in the original and him and Jumba already argue like a married couple

They already had plans and probably started filming for this a while back and might've fired the last director, so they got the first one who seemed like a good fit

>y'know you did a really good movie
>now you've been promoted to shitty Disney movie

This industry is hell. Fuck me. When is Disney gonna go away.