What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?
What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?
Cooper Smith
Xavier Bailey
*shit
Jordan King
YEAH!
ORDER UP!
William Hernandez
>Order up!
Hudson Young
>*Groans*
Jace Butler
What if it that scene became Tai Lung's sexual awakening? Haha. How would Po react? Would he be flattered that a legenderary kung fu figter got a boner from his fat ass?
Oliver Roberts
>Po defeats Tai Lung not through the power of Kung Fu, but by making him gay through the power of his fat panda ass
>His is executed for homosexuality because its Medieval China
Alexander Martin
Imagine if the Po vs Tai Lung fight was between Tai Lung and a very fat Tigress instead. Imagine if Tigress's fat furry butt smooshed Tai Lung's face, wouldn't that be funny? haha...
Jack Martinez
>Tubbytoon
>Immobile fat Tigress
Cooper Cox
My brother
Camden Morris
Does the rest of the movie change too
Henry Allen
>Kung Fu Panda but Tigress becomes the Dragon Warrior as originally intended.
>She also befriends Po and becomes addicted to his cooking.
You can guess what happens after that user
Eli Brooks
Does she end up with Tai Lung and bring him home?
Jaxson Cooper
Sure! All it took was one face-full of fat Tigress ass to change Tai Lung's entire world view.
Sebastian Reyes
Imagine the wedding
Thomas Bailey
At that point Tai Lung is in a wheelchair due to how much Tigress has pulverized his pelvis.
Shifu couldn't be anymore happy
Adrian White
I’m sure he’s glad Tai Lung is back. He now has his son with his plump wife
Andrew Davis
Unironically a pretty good ending, way better then him being banished to the Chinese shadow realm
Daniel Wood
It could end with them on a first date where they end up ogling each other’s bodies
Jonathan Cruz
Po is both their wingman, he finds the idea of two super cool kung fu legends dating to be freaking awesome!
Easton Baker
The second movie could be about their marriage.
Joshua Nguyen
>Tai Lung and Tigress use their teamwork to defeat Lord Chen.
>Tai Lung literally just throws Tigress at Chen and his entire body is crushed.
Dylan Reed
>Most if their training is just Tigress being lifted while she eats noodles
Zachary Robinson
>Tai Lung lifting his fat wife all day makes him even more powerful then he already is
Nicholas Rodriguez
>Soarring sessions always leads to either Tigress clawing his pants off, her winning by leaving him hard or her sitting on his face