Steven Universe

Why does this image look vaguely threatening?

Groomer cartoon by a groomer creator

This is more reboot material than sequel material I think

I marry Garnet and have sexy threesomes with Ruby and Sapphire

Only if she is mindbroken

Garnet get ipad

It’s like she’s begging to be drawn lewd…

Steven whores himself out to truckers at rest stops all across america

Does anyone have the Rebecca Sugar/Steven rape greentext?

Which one?

There's several?

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Oh man I’ve been daydreaming about this one for a while. Here we go.

Two years after the events of SU:F and gem society is beginning to crumble. Steven's hyper-Leftist "Live your personal truth" philosophy has shattered(no pun intended) the once-functioning civilization. Basic services are failing, Gems are splitting into factions, some gems seem convinced that they are, in fact, completely different types of gems, because they FEEEEEEEL that way. The Diamonds feel powerless to do anything other than watch, because they effectively are. Gem leaders are corrupt. Pure democracy has failed, like it always does.

And then Moissanite arrives. Harder than a diamond, crueler than an Agate, she swiftly sets about advocating for a return to the strict and unyielding perfect order of traditional Gem culture. Soon she amasses an army of Agates and like-minded Amethysts and begins sweeping over the colony worlds one by one, restoring order through extreme, unrelenting violence. She even dictates to the protesting Diamonds, reminding them that they can restore the Gems she's been forced to shatter. White Diamond has a flashback to Moissanite's creation, and how she's merely fulfilling her purpose, which is to preserve the purity of Gem society at all cost.

Of course back on Earth our fucking hippy Crystal Gems are freaking the fuck out. Steven arrives, fresh from getting anally fisted by a dozen guys at the Pride parade, and they sing a song about tolerance and intersectionality and the evils of white supremacy. Unbeknownst to anyone, Moissanite arrived on Earth days previous and, totally fearless as she is, has been learning all about humans and their corrupting influence on Gems. She has a humorous exchange with a completely clueless Peridot.

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Someone finally figures out who the strange Gem whose just been hanging around is and they have a confrontation. Moissanite easily defeats Steven's talk-no-jutsu by pointing out how Gem society is utterly collapsing now that it’s been severed from its traditional structures. She makes a compelling argument demanding that Gems give up their ridiculous “rights” and fulfill their responsibilities. Otherwise, Gem society is certainly doomed. Stevens struggles with this realization as Moissanite reveals her intention to genocide humankind so as to remove their corrupting influence.

Eventually somebody does something stupid and they fight. Moissanite's no pushover. She was made specifically to preserve Gem culture through whatever means necessary no matter how violent. She easily overcomes the CGs, all of the Gems on Earth, and pushes Steven's shit in over and over and even cracks his gem. And then her army arrives.

The final act takes place in the burning remains of Beach City. Moissanite encounters one of the friendly humans she met earlier, Mr. Smiley. She’s puzzled as to why he keeps putting himself in danger in the face of hopeless circumstances instead of fleeing. He explains that he’s a follower of an ancient, persecuted religion. His religion calls him to a higher ideal, and that self-sacrifice is the noblest goal. Besides, as a Christian(explaining that he himself has failed Christ numerous times, but Christ always forgives), he tells her that his place is among the suffering.

In the aftermath, a new philosophy begins to flourish among the Gems; while they enjoy their new rights and freedoms and liberties, exploring their own sense of selves, that impulse must be tempered by a diamond hard duty and obligation to fulfill their traditional Gem roles. Homeworld becomes a stark, unchanging, diamond-perfect showpiece where every Gem currently on the planet is expected to suppress their individual nuances and proclivities and submit themselves to a higher, shining ideal. One of the colony worlds is declared an “anything goes” zone where Gems can be as weird and freaky as they want. Travel is not restricted between the two, or the other colony worlds, each with their own burgeoning cultures, some more, some less traditional. It’s an imperfect solution, but it appears to be a workable compromise.

The movie ends with Moissanite inviting Steven to explore the galaxy with her for a while, implying that there is much they can learn from each other.

And this concludes my TED talk.