LORE
DEEPEST
Ryder Carter
Liam Wilson
Went: Woke
Gone: Broke
Soon: Illegal
Benjamin Perez
>Andy's parents were such cheap Jews that they couldn't spring for a Fur'Real Friends toy
Charles Ramirez
But how do we achieve Bespoke?
Jose Long
>"sox" toy
Fucking groomers
Wyatt Hernandez
inb4 sox toys hit discount section irl
Benjamin Turner
Who gives a shit, dead movie
Connor Perez
Love how this guy has an answer for everything, although it’s another dimension of this film’s troubled reception that this guy is being asked so many questions about something that has almost nothing to do with the actual film
Eli Martinez
stop with the retcon, nobody cares about this movie, just make Toy Story 5 about... I don't know, toys having children?
Julian Watson
God, who gives a shit.
Andrew Wood
They truly wanted this movie to sell toys
Colton Cooper
This film is the epitome of the Hermes meme "That just raises further questions!"
Ethan Kelly
Everytime this guy makes another excuse for why the film doesn't match Toy Story, an angel loses its wings.
Jace Long
Toys making toys? How perverse.
Matthew Sanchez
>Disney knew Lightyear was going to bomb
>So they exploited homophobia to promote the film
Brayden Wood
And yet, you are commenting about it.
Eli Gray
Not homophobia!
Aaron Williams
Wait I’m confused. Is the Buzz toy for the movie or not.
Ian Scott
I’m used to overthinking cartoons and doing mental gymnastics to headcanon lore explanations, but with this film, every single question I ponder eventually comes back to the one ultimate answer: “This movie never should have been made in the first place.” That’s literally the only conclusion there ever is with this one.
Luke Evans
So was Buzz actually the least popular character in his highly popular series?
Adam Martinez
I just saw the movie. So they merged Charles Muntz with Rex Dangervest.
How disappointing.
Logan Cooper
You need to be at least 18 to post here.
Colton Perez
>hurr sure here u are on a discussion board speaking ur mind about a thing haha doesn't that defeat ur point???? xD
Fuck you and your entire family, asshole.
Jacob Torres
They really wanted Zurg to be a twist villain.
Leo Barnes
Ayden White
It did NOT work.
Nathan Lopez
How come it feels like people just can’t get a Flash Gordon type of story/character right anymore?
Last time I remember anybody coming close was Futurama, but only because they were such a good parody of the genre- it’s not as though they were playing it straight.