Hera is a loving mother and doesn’t want to kill Hercules

I get the anachronism angle of the movie, but it always bugged me how when Herc first meets Phil, he is in awe that he trained Jason and the argonauts.
Hercules was one of the argonauts.

It's a movie for kids, bro.

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also calling Achilles a failure when he kicked the crap out of like a dozen legendary heroes before finally dying because APOLLO guided Paris' arrow to his weak point.
Phil's standards for "hero" are unbelievably high.

His booba sustain all the milk needs in the olympus

You could easily re-write this film into a perfect adaptation of silver age Superman.

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not an argument

I mean yeah they were, the movie doesn't posit that way but yeah he wanted someone that the gods would recognize as worthy of the grandest memorial in the stars. Even Herc needed to defeat the Titans and overcome death itself to be recognized as that.

Which greek myths you wanted to become a disney movie.

You are correct, it's a statement. Expecting kids to even know half of the shit Phil was talking about is farfetched. All they catch onto is "THE ARGO?" and they learn more about Hercules. Sorry your dumbass is so far down the history shithole and everything that is exaggerated or misrepresented in an effort to tell a story triggers you so heavily and makes you foam at the mouth. Consider not watching stuff made for kids, retard.

Oedipus

Phil's standards aren't just high, he's of his gourd.
His list alongside Jason is
>Odysseus
Who really wasn't a failure, and also chronologically after Hercules just like Jason.
>Perseus
Failed in no way whatsoever, pretty much the model perfect hero.
>Theseus
Accomplished a lot, but also had a bunch of fuckups
>Achilles (the one he's the proudest of)
Could be said to have accomplished less than Theseus, arguably had bigger fuckups