How does Batman pee

So he works all night. Sometimes he does stakeouts. Sometimes he has to fight the entire night even on Christmas to deliver vengeance. All this is cool and all but how does he pee? Does he go to a public bathroom or does he pee on the roof? I don't think his suit is techy enough to filter urine like Ironman. Does he put some portabatties around Gotham to pee in emergency?

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Catheter that leads directly into his smoke bombs

Bat catheter

He uses his pee as a weapon obviously.

>how does batman pee
IN YO MOUF NIGGA

Prep time

You can't fight with a hose in your peehole, silly

He waits for Selena to rob something then he pees in her ass

bat catheter
never leave home without it.

Not unless you’re the goddamn batman

What if he had to shit?
Let's say a villain had captured him, and he had Mexican food earlier?

He has mastered a tibetian art of bladder control. He only has to pee when he needs to.

Pooping is easily controllable for a day as long as you did it during your morning routine. Peeing is always the problem as even when you're sweating it still creeps up on you.

When you gotta go..

He pulls his batundies down
that version of the Batsuit literally has a zipper

He doesn't.

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Bat Adult Diapers

Which Batfamily has pissed off a gargoyle?
Which superhero has pissed off the top of a mountain or skyscraper?

He just pisses himself. Just ask Kevin Smith.

Who cares about that deranged tranny who actually think cartoons exist in another dimension exists think?

The quote is still kino. People ask stupid questions like that all the time.