What exactly are the odds that Miles becomes a father before Peter does in mainline canon?

What exactly are the odds that Miles becomes a father before Peter does in mainline canon?

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why does he keep stealing peter's enemies?

Probably zero since he’s stuck as the teenage Spider-Man.

Those two arent really peter villains anyway, more so general marvel villains at this point.

>Black teen gets girl pregnant and can't provide for her (because he's busy being a super-hero)
I don't think Marvel would do it.

Ganke can't get Miles pregnant, OP.

Last I checked he’s in his senior year of high school, he’ll probably graduate soon and then if he goes to college him and Pete will probably get to be classmates.

The odds are less than zero that I'll ever give a rat's dick about Miles

>Soon
The entirety of marvel comics happened over 10 years in canon. He’s going to be a teenager for another 20 years, at least.

If you say so, I’m just saying he already went from 13 to 17, it wouldn’t surprise me if they plan to keep aging him.

How many times is Miles going to fight Taskmaster?

Miles is gonna impregnate Moon-Girl? Nice

Unless editorial shook up things to a degree we haven't seen in decades..... never

>taskmaster is a Peter enemy
I'm not sure he fought Peter in his Amazing Spider-Man books. He's from the avengers and tend to be a villain in a team book.

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Who is the father of Miles's child? Can a man even impregnate another man?

Kek

I can see him going with Iron Heart or Shuri in a "black love wins" marketing

Depends.
Would he give his wife cancer via procreation like Peter?

Miles exists to gain more youth appeal so none

He did kick Spider-Man's ass that one time

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Higher than zero. Peter is stuck being a dumb young adult forever. Miles age past him at this rate.

Because that's all nigs can do: Steal other people's accomplishments.

He is a black american so his child will be fatherless

None
He's wearing the femboy suit and they will soon pair him with Dylan

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