>"I should've guessed! A crater viper slag monster mutant!"
pure kino
"I should've guessed! A crater viper slag monster mutant!"
James Flores
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Sebastian Gutierrez
The girls were hot here
Dylan Thomas
Why are people saying that Lightyear retcons this when this takes place far in the future?
Blake Flores
Because there's no aliens in Lightyear. At all.
Charles Brown
Because in Star Command time dilation either doesn't exist or is completely mitigated by technology which Doesn't exist in lightyear
Easton Russell
>"Soft underbellies eh? Let's see how ticklish!"
Michael Brown
That usually happens when things take place in the past.
Ayden Diaz
>aliens suddenly exist after a brief time-jump
No, that's not "what usually happens" when things take place in the recent past.
Millions of years of evolution don't happen over the course of a couple generations.
Cooper Foster
>Enter: the backward-bending apologist.
Carson Barnes
>he's just learning about cube based time
don't worry bud. It'll just take you another million years of evolution, right?
Noah Clark
>Making contact with aliens takes a million years
Well fuck me, I guess Star Trek and all other sci-fi is bullshit.
Cooper Sanchez
Why does Disney hate this so much?
Eli Morris
why did you quote me? senior dumbass? maybe it'll take you another fucking million years to come up with an excuse
Jackson Sanchez
It's a shameful artifact of the Eisner days
Charles Sanders
The "retcon" has nothing to do with when it's set, it that Lightyear (the movie) is now supposed to be what Buzz Lightyear (the toy) is based on. The opening of "The Adventure Begins" establishes that Toy Buzz is amazed at the existence of there being a movie about him, but it's the movie they're getting ready to watch, not Lightyear.
Jose Ortiz
John Lasseter hates it, we don't know why exactly, but he was a powerful man and even after he's left Disney they have no intention of acknowledging Star Command.
Angel Peterson
They seem to want to ignore a lot of the "Movie: The Series" shows they made in the late 90's early 00's
I'll always love it for being one of the sources of my love of blue girls
Joshua Miller
If they still haven't added this to Disney+ even though Lightyear is in theaters, then I guess they never will. I genuinely don't understand this, Disney is a corporation that cares about making money, why would they not put this movie and show on their streaming service so they'll make money off of it? It's like they want people to pirate it.
Adam Gonzalez
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
>movie starts: skipping the toy story intro Buzz doing mission log
>evil character says: nobody listens to those anyways
>"Warp my friend, Procedure is what separates us from the wicked forces of chaos"
>Buzz (capital B) portrayed as a man with morals, conviction, and above all a sense of purpose
Lightyear
>movie starts: Buzz doing mission log
>good character says: nobody listens to those anyways
>"I know that! Narrating helps me focus."
>buzz portrayed as what? a nervous retard?
fucking embarrassing
Matthew Sanders
because if you look at carefully you'll notice that they made a black character say the same quote as an evil character, but this time it's a good thing to not follow procedure because? inb4 retards who saw the movie tell me there's a part where buzz lightyear's protocols save the day because the writers are hacks who put that shit in to excuse themselves
Owen Cook
Pixar hated it, not Disney. To them it was a bitter reminder of the bad deal they made with Disney in their early days, where in return for distributing their movies, Disney would get full-ownership of the franchises Pixar created. Disney flexed this power by making the Buzz animated series without Pixar's involvement, and in return Pixar basically got bullied into doing the opening animations (which was the only part of the show/movie they were actually involved in).