Weird way to hold a hammer,Thor

Weird way to hold a hammer,Thor

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That's a man

It's a metaphor for a penis

Seriously why would you hold it that way. It's just a weird way to do it

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>Thor is a title, not a person
this is weird even if someone can pinpoint some random ancient comic confirming it's canon
Kate Bishop calling herself Hawkeye at the same time Clint Barton calls himself Hawkeye is fine because they're just humans and they even work together

That's your wishful thinking. Admit you want to transition and get some encouragement,.

>why would you use dumbbells, it’s like you’re sucking invisible cocks

>thor
user I hate to be the bearer of bad news but in pretty sure that's not thor

IT'S MA'AM!!!

Wolverine is a title
Spider-Man is a title

Fuck even on DC, Rat-catcher isn't even the first rat catcher.

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Youre not supposed to curl like that dumbass

I mean stuff like spider-man and wolverine is just an alias imagine how dumb it would be if when miles got his powers he started going by the name Peter

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Miles did that with Thor, as in took his name and origin whole sale.

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okay so is it a story were miles had thor's life or something

Yes, Asgard is set in Brooklyn. Odin is Miles dad, Freya is his mom, and Loki is his Uncle.

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Okay that is more reasonable to me than taking someone's actual name as your hero name

>Odin is Miles dad

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You do for the ten seconds you pick up weights from the rack and walk back to the bench. Check mate. 8^)

Is that real muscle or CGI? I heard the actress from blade Trinity had trouble getting job after gaining muscles for that movie because nobody wanted a muscular woman for their female leads.

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its weird how masks look cool in comics but always look stupid in live action.

Wasn't original Thor just some guy who got the Hammer and transformed?

Yeah it was a crippled Doctor who Shazam his way into becoming Thor, they later retconed it so he was always Thor and was just vanished to the mortal realm with amnesia because of some transgression .

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