Why didn’t you see Sox’s movie, Any Forums?
Why didn’t you see Sox’s movie, Any Forums?
Owen Mitchell
Hudson Morris
Because I didn't care about it.
Elijah Jackson
It didn't have enough rape
Michael Morris
I hate cats, it's simple as that.
Adrian Carter
I couldn't get out of my head how alike Sox is to Ron in Ron's Gone Wrong. Hell, they both have a little dial-up chime.
Ayden Gutierrez
Is this the most uninspired "we want to sell shit" character yet? Makes porgs seem creative
Joshua Cruz
Sox turned out to be surprisingly based
To the point where I actually felt really bad at Time Travel Sox getting Soulessly crushed by Zurg
Ian Scott
No aliens in a Buzz Lightyear movie is not an easy sell
Daniel Kelly
I'm not a girl whose main criteria of watching something is "How cute it is x3"
Parker Roberts
Because there's a superior robot
Jace Rivera
Ok so here is an idea....Sox would be a better Zurg that the Zurg we have in the movie.
>Buzz finds alien ship
>for rasons he conect Sox to the ship systems
>waky AI bullshit happens
>now sox is these new version of Zurg (yea he is a robot now)
That at least for me is a better idea for a new Zurg, he can still be funny, he can get personal with Buzz and have a real personality. Plus is not like the OG Zurg was not a robot(?).
Carter Kelly
I actually liked Sox, he was the only good character in that movie
Jayden Diaz
Because instead of genuine marketing, disney chucked a forgettable lesbian couple into throwaway scenes and then operated a disingenuous outrage campaign. This is not the type of behavior I want to support.
For God's fucking sake, if you're doing a viral campaign about gay hate, MAKE THEM MAIN CAST. I hate this cowardly position directors take, and by the way it is always lesbians who kiss on screen, not gay men. That should flip another switch.
Sebastian Hill
He shouldn't have been in it at all. Why does fucking Buzz Lightyear need a fucking Cat? Obviously just there to sell a fucking Toy.
Absolute cringe.
Aiden Martin
Why would you risk spending double the monthly cost of Disney+ to see something with middling reviews when it’s probably going to be on there anyway before the end of July
Cooper Thomas
Why would you bother paying for it when torrents are already out
Luke Reed
>hating cats
Jack Martin
>I'm not a girl whose main criteria of watching something is "How cute it is x3"
Do you at least have one ovary?
James Cooper
Anything to turn the public opinion on garbage Hollywood films, enough to make the big nose wonder where the money goes.
Hudson Foster
He was the best introduction of the new cast and didn’t feel one-dimensional like the old lady convict whose only personality is being on parole.
Dominic Lewis
Because I'm 39 years old
Ethan Ward
Sex with Sox
Dominic Gutierrez
>my local theater is playing Top Gun 2 for a second weekend instead of this
Brandon Bennett
>"Oh.I.am.Baymax. Now.in.cat.form. Please.go.to.your.nearest.Disney.licensed.store.and.acquire.all.my.related.merchandise"
Gee, did the surplus of Geese crap from captain marlel was really that high? I have no fucking idea how to translate that monotonous tone in text form, sue me