Without saying “woke” or “propaganda” explain why lightyear is bombing?

Without saying “woke” or “propaganda” explain why lightyear is bombing?

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It's boring and unnecessary.

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It’s a stupid premise?

People don't want to watch it.
The end.

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It's unnecessary, no one asked for a Buzz origin story.

Who fucking knows. Being bad (or even awful) doesn't stop other movies of this sort printing money. Being uncommitted to the original premise or tone doesn't stop them printing money. It's just random noise in the system.

Uninteresting spinoff. No one asked for it.

i mean buzz lightyear was lame from the very first moment of the first of those endless movies. he looks like some Playskool shit, with the goofy face, round eyes, cowled head, and gigantic hands and feet. some of that 'rescue heroes' crap only little kids would play with. Nothing like a fun scifi toy, no normal action figure a kid in 1996 would want.
Nor did he very well represent the 60s b-movie sci-fi era which stands as a contrast to Woody's cowboy stuff, so even THAT theme fails.
the only good thing about the character is the overall top notch writing of the movies, and tim allen's excellent performance. that and having a functioning laser pointer built into the arm, and the downright magical telescoping wing pack.

Why go see a movie I know will show up on disney plus in a few months?

It LOOKS boring.
They chose ugly character designs, drab environments, lame music in the trailers, etc.

You know what kids want to see in a space movie? Aliens, explosions and funny bits. Ben 10 has run for like 2 decades off that.

It's not a good spin off movie
I was excepting colored sci-fi adventure but got a slog to watch

These the main reasons. The woke propaganda was just icing on the shit pile.

The movie has nothing in common with the Buzz Lightyear people love beyond some names.

Aside from the woke, and boring part. They continued to disown the actual ip the buzz lightyear character is based on that is Star Command (Also fact they stated this film was the movie Andy saw in 1995 is just as fucking laughable)

>Explain why without explaining why

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People liked Buzz Lightyear the toy, not Buzz Lightyear the character.

It looks boring (BROWN AND BLOOM) and doesn't have that Tim Allen swagger with Chris Whatever's plain voice.

They definitely would have been topping the box office with Mira Nova in the movie instead of a frumpy
black chick.

It looks dreary not fun

It's neither as adventurous nor as campy as it should've been, and it's the result of bitter people at Pixar handwaving away the Star Command the audience that actually grew up with Toy Story back when was familiar with.

Ugly fucking character design. And I'm not even taking into account the female negro

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>without calling it exactly what it is
Oh okay how about niggerfaggots.

Its not Marvel

I haven't been to the cinema in 5 years, it just doesn't entice me.

no waifus

>no Tim Allen
>looks boring
>Toy Story is played out

i guess it didn't help that the story was everything but about buzz lightyear, for a movie that supposedly was made to sell the toy, it failed to make a child be interest to have a toy based on him when he spends all the movie being helped by others while the only highlight about the suit was the stealth mode

A lot actually
Buzz acts like a stupid fucking idiot through all the movie instead of being the epic hero he is supposed to be, the cat is just there to manufacture millions of cheap cat plushies, the zurg plot twist was lame and stupid everyone wanted zurg to be the evil emperor he is SUPPOSED to be, the side kick retards are so forgettable I already forgot everyone's name and I watched the movie a week ago, honestly my biggest problem was zurg man, he was such a cool character in the toy story movies and a great addition, and was a fucking joke in the cartoon and didn't even appeared in 3 and 4, you just can tell everyone in Pixar just wanted the paycheck they didn't give a fuck about making a decent movie