your first gf
Your first gf
Joshua Martinez
Hunter Hall
>dating your dad
KWAB
Jonathan Powell
Not enough peeing or farting scenes to make me stick around
Robert Nguyen
Summer is built for doggystyle
Eli Morgan
>epitome of modern hoes in animation form
No thanks.
There's no amount of ass, tit, or grandfather-created weaponry that'd get me into that STD petri dish.
Parker Bennett
If you say so...
>grabs leash
>attaches to Summer's collar
>walks her next to a tree
Come on, Summer, I don't have all day...
>takes her home
>takes leash off of her
>she pees on the carpet again
Henry Wright
Huh, trying to come up with a good Any Forums equivalent of my first gf was illuminating. Bros, it's not nearly the fantasy you believe it is; dating a psycho older babysitter my parents assigned to me actually really sucked. She didn't even molest me or anything really big like that, she was just a BPD psycho sadist who hated me and saw me as an experiment in causing a partner emotional distress. Probably has some small share of the responsibility for my being fucked up today; I think my parents encouraged my babysitter to date me in the hopes that it would foster the healthy development of my heterosexuality but it actually had the opposite effect
Cooper Evans
Her dad already showed you how to respond to that.
Joseph Cruz
Looking forward to what they've got for Summer next season
Austin Nelson
Imagine Luz but fat
Cooper Reed
Imagine you but dead
Ayden Hall
Why would you want to date genderswapped Jerry?
Thomas Miller
Why would anyone want to date genderswapped your mother?
Brayden Martin
Uhh...might wanna work on that one a little more.
Wyatt Ramirez
>She's the reason he likes redheads
Gabriel Perez
That butterfly is actually an alien and it's about to take Summer's virginity in front of Morty
Elijah Harris
I have no idea how you people find Jerry with a wig on attractive.
Aaron Scott
By force, with an improbably large tentacle cock
Aiden Cooper
Just do.
Carter Gutierrez
She may get bored of me socially, cuz I can be abit awkward, but the sex will be great.
I'll pleasure the FUCK outta her.
Kevin Taylor
I prefer her barbarian alter ego. Brendar.
Anthony Nguyen
>Nick
It still going or did it already get the axe?
Jonathan Turner
Nice choice.
Daniel Diaz
>I have no idea how you people find Jerry with a wig on attractive.
Because the designs in Rick and Morty are simple like that. "X male character with a wig" is just what girls look like in Rick and Morty. Summer symbolizes a very particular type of girl. The boring white girl that is kind of basic hot but not very oneitis-able and probably posts on reddit.
Jacob Hughes
Jaxson Ramirez
I take what I can get.
Zachary Price
Can't think of a Any Forums girl like my first gf but I married a girl just like Emily from Close Enough. Like, her name was actually Emily, she had the same hair, similar personality, and she loved to be fucked just like this pic. She was crazy though and I divorced her.